So yeah, last night I had a crazy dream

[Kaz]

It's quite long, but you should try to read it all anyway. And yes, this is (mostly) copypasted from Boyah.

Okay, so to start with, Chelsea (my girlfriend) and I were staying at some hotel in Reno, Nevada. I have no idea why we were there, but we were. The hotel was fairly nice and was one of those ones with a restaurant near the lobby. So we went down there to eat after a while.

We ordered, and for some reason I apparently ordered a little dessert at the same time as a bowl of chili. It was supposed to be a little piece of cake as a side-dish sorta to my chili. Anyway two waitresses come with our food after a while, except there's one weird problem. Instead of giving me a bowl of chili and a little plate with a cake on it, they gave me a bowl of chili with a smaller plate that was covered in chili. And a whole cake that was just sitting on the table. I told them they got my order wrong and they just kinda sneered and took off. I was a little peeved so I got up and went to the little desk where one would pay, which is where one fo the waitresses went to. I told her again she got my order wrong and she'd better fix it or I'd be walking out without paying. She went over to my table and cut out a piece of cake, and just threw it in my bowl of chili. Needless to say I was mad, so I took Chelsea by the hand and stormed off back to our room.

Later that night, I awoke from sleep to find that I was still mad. I went down to the lobby to the front desk so that I could complain to whoever was working about the two poopty waitresses, hoping to get them fired. The person working there turned out to be the same waitress that threw my cake. I demanded to see her boss, and she said that she was the boss around there. I demanded a refund of everything I'd paid so far, because I was planning on going to a different hotel at that point. She refused and called security on me, who happened to be just two average-looking guys rather than security officers. Regardless, they beat the poop out of me and dragged me outside, throwing me into the parking lot. I was unconcious by that time.

I woke up soon after, and limped back inside the hotel. But nobody was around, not even at the front desk. I looked around and went behind the desk, but stopped as I heard a voice coming from down the hallway that I was now in. I ducked into one of the rooms there and listened. It was that waitress again, and I heard her say something about a mind-switching device and I was like "what" so I listened more. She was telling someone to "strap her down" to some device. After they finished, I heard them walking away down the hall the way I came, back to the front desk. I then tiptoed to where I heard the voices coming from before, and found some crazy laboratory-like room with all sorts of fiendish-looking machinery. But most importantly, there were girls, all nude, each strapped down to some chair with a machine attached that forced these weird probes into their ears.

It didn't take me long to notice that Chelsea was one of those girls. I tried to force the thing off of her, but could eventually only do so by breaking it, which caused a lot of noise, so I knew I'd be caught. I was carrying her in my arms, trying to run for it. She was unconcious. I made it to the lobby, and was just about to run out the door into the parking lot when one of those "security guards" jumped me again. But this time I didn't have time for it. I just ran straight into him, bowling me over. But he managed to stick me in the side with a knife he was holding. Regardless, I got outside, ran to my car, unlocked it, and laid Chelsea down in the back.

But it wasn't long before that guy caught up to me again, and we sorta duked it out. I managed to wrestle the knife from his hand and was only able to knock him to the ground by barreling into him again full force. Once down, I gave him a good swift kick the face, which knocked him out pretty cold. Then, I heard screeching car tires. There was a car coming straight at me, blinding me with its headlights. It was the other security guy. To both his and my amazement, I leapt into the air and landed on his car's windshield just as he would've hit me. My feet went straight through, and the shattered glass spread everywhere. Then, to even further surprise, I reached down and pulled up on the roof of the car, and ripped it off, smacking the guy with it before throwing it aside. Pretty sure he died.

So anyway I felt my strength quickly fading, the knife wound and my chopped-up legs (from the windshield) taking their toll on me. I stumbled back to my car, started it up, and zoomed off. But someone was chasing me in another car. Chelsea still hadn't woken up. I raced all over the streets of midnight Reno, but I couldn't lose whoever was chasing me. I was desperate. I made a couple of sharp turns, thought I'd lost them, and made my way to a major interstate and got the hell out of Reno.

I didn't know where I was going, but apparently it was northeast, because I found myself in Winnemucca. I pulled into a gas station parking lot, and got to the backseat, trying to wake Chelsea up. She wouldn't stir. But she had a pulse...I knew she was still alive. Not sure of what to do next, I went into the gas station's little market to go to the bathroom. I came back and my heart skipped as I saw a man holding a baseball bat standing right outside, waiting for me.

"She's dead, you know," he told me. But I didn't believe him. I knew she was still alive...she had a pulse. He smirked and swung at me with the bat, catching my already wounded side and forcing me to the ground, where he smacked me again with it, this time across the back. I asked why they were doing this to me. "Experiment" was all he said. He kicked me as I struggled to get up. "And it was a success," he said. "It's already been done...you just don't realize it. You're living her dream." I didn't understand and I asked him what he meant, unable to get up. "Your minds are a different case. We decided to link you instead of swapping minds. Everything you do and see is what she's dreamed up as she draws her final breaths. And as it turns out, that dream...has ended."

Suddenly, everything went black, but I remained awake. And then everything changed...I was back in that lab room again. Standing. I was unharmed. But as I looked up, I could do nothing but scream as I saw Chelsea, naked, hanging by her throat from a noose.

Pretty strange. I normally don't remember dreams so well, though this isn't the first time I've had a vivid, complicated dream like this. Got any interesting dreams to talk about?

[Allegretto]

That should be a blockbuster film no joke it sounds like a good movie D=

I had a dream about my girlfriend last night to

we were walking around my school everyone was taking finals so me and her went into this broomcloset thing locked the door and ate cocoa crispies :|

[Custom]

I like how it had a twisted ending. I wish my dreams were as interesting as your dreams are. D:

[Macawmoses]

That is amazing.

[Jono2]

you could make a novel out of that

[Triforceman22]

That was pretty cool....

Do you get dreams like that often? O_o

I have a really interesting dream too, but that is for another time...
(This afternoon :P)

[Kilroy]

I was thinking that the end was going to be retarded when I came in here. Interesting, however.

[Doodle]

Wow, that could be like a book or a movie! :O

Here's mine:

It was at school. We are all called down to the gym for an assembly. The principal took out an NES, and said "If one of you kids can beat Super Mario Bros, there will be no more work for the rest of the year!" Everyone was like OOOH! Then he said "Raise your hand if you think you can beat it!" Nobody raised their hand. I beat it, but with warp zones. But he didn't say anything about not using warp zones so I raised my hand. Everyone cheered as I walked from the bleachers and sat in front of the NES. He hooked it up to a small TV, which was hooked up to some projector that showed everyone what was happening. I made it through all the levels with ease! Now I was on 8-4, and everyone was cheering. I died a lot...one life left. I make it to Bowser, jump over him, but...a hammer nicks my shoe...and I die...

:( :( :( :( :( :(

[SkyMyl]

Dude...that would make one awesome summer blockbuster! Take this R-rated printout and go, Go, GO!!!

Oh, and I sorta understand the dream. I had something like it, except I was the last human on earth. :'(

[Riosan]

Wow, that could be like a book or a movie! :O

Here's mine:

It was at school. We are all called down to the gym for an assembly. The principal took out an NES, and said "If one of you kids can beat Super Mario Bros, there will be no more work for the rest of the year!" Everyone was like OOOH! Then he said "Raise your hand if you think you can beat it!" Nobody raised their hand. I beat it, but with warp zones. But he didn't say anything about not using warp zones so I raised my hand. Everyone cheered as I walked from the bleachers and sat in front of the NES. He hooked it up to a small TV, which was hooked up to some projector that showed everyone what was happening. I made it through all the levels with ease! Now I was on 8-4, and everyone was cheering. I died a lot...one life left. I make it to Bowser, jump over him, but...a hammer nicks my shoe...and I die...

:( :( :( :( :( :(

It's because you suck.

[Smashin]

The only dream I can remember is me with the Power Rangers. We were all riding motorcycles doing donuts in my friends driveway.

[Riosan]

The only dream I can remember is me with the Power Rangers. We were all riding motorcycles doing donuts in my friends driveway.

I laughed so hard for some reason.

[Ares300]

.........wow :O

[Lotos]

Strangely, I forgot it was a dream and thought it was real until I read "Regardless, they beat the poop out of me and dragged me outside, throwing me into the parking lot.".

[Allegretto]

I had another dream, I was kira from death note and I had just killed the chief director and this other person, so I went upstairs and ted making out with Misa Misa, than I was vsing in a battle of wits with near and I finally wrote his name in my death note  :|