Make up Snake conversations for possible newcomers.

[Water ☮]

Snake: Who's the anthropomorphic(sp?) fox?
Otacon: Thats Fox.
Snake: I know its a fox but whats its name?
Otacon: his name is uh....well Fox
Snake: hmmm not too creative eh?
Otacon: watch out, he has a lazer gun, and can use weird attacks like Fox Illusion and Fire Fox
Snake: eh I'm more of an IE person myself
Otacon:......what?
Snake: uh nothing.
*end Transmission*

i love this one XDXD

[Triforceman22]

does anyone like mine?

Snake: Who's the guy with the green getup?

Other: That is Link.

Snake: Link? Thats an odd name... Then again, he has pointy ears, so it kinda fits....

Other: Watch out snake! This guy is a force to be reckoned with!

Snake: What? he's going to whip me with the ploppy hat of his until I die?

Other: No his sword!

Snake: No problem *loads gun*

Other: you can't use guns Snake

Snake: Fine... i'll go snap his neck instead! ^_^

[Light]

Snake: Who the f*** is that? And what's with the purple outfit?

Other: His name is Captain Falcon.

Snake: What's he the captain of, then?

Other: Well... I'm not sure.

Snake: Huh... He doesn't look so tough to me.

Other: Wait! Don't underestimate him!

Snake: Why? What can he do?

Other: He can-... well... drive a hovercar?

Snake: I thought as much.

End transmission.

[ZELDAWANTER]

Peach

                                              AUX Call
                                           press select
*click*
Snake: Colonel, what is that princess doing here? She shouldn't be fighting, all she does is get kidnapped!
Colonel: Snake, that's Princess Peach. She was kidnapped many times, but made her playable debut in Super Mario Brothers 2. She can attack by pulling turnips out of the ground and use golf clubs and tennis rackets.
Snake: So she uses...vegetables...and sporting goods?
Colonel: Well...her buttocks could be described as...explosive...
Snake: I didn't know you were into that kind of thing, Colonel.
Colonel: Er, no no! They literally are! She can actually attack you by ramming you with her lower region.
Snake: Hmph...sure...
End transmission.

[MxKirby]

LOL at the 2 before my post, the peach and captain falcon ones. :D

very funny. :D

[Light]

Snake: What's that blob thing?

Other: His name is Kirby. He-

Snake: He!? But that thing is pink! Pink is for females!

Other: Well, he was born that way. And don't let the color fool you: he's a tough opponent, and if you get too close, he'll suck you up and copy your abilities.

Snake: A pink blob with a bazooka and grenades... that would be weird. I'll try to remember that.

End Transmission.

[Java]

Snake: What's with the fungus growing a body?

Other: That, Snake is Toad.

Snake: So let me get this straight... He's a fungus that's growing a person who's named after an amphibian? Great...just great.

Oh and why does he always run from me?

Other: Toads are the royal guards for Princess Peach. Sadly, they're better at running away in fear than actually saving the princess.

Snake: This should be easy.

Anyone want mushroom for dinner?

[Daft Pink]

Snake: WTH?! What's that giant electric rat?!

Other: I believe that is Pikachu.

Snake: Pikachu?!

Other: Yes, Pikachu, he uses electricity for attacks.

Snake: He looks yummy.

Other: Snake! Snake! Snaaaaaaaaaake! Focus!

Snake: Oh yeah ok.

Other: Good luck Snake.

Snake: I'm gonna eat that thing.

*Hangs up*

Other: Snake? Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE? I forgot to tell you to not eat it because you'll die from an electric shock. Oh well, there goes Snake. :|

[Shujinco2]

Peach

                                              AUX Call
                                           press select
*click*
Snake: Colonel, what is that princess doing here? She shouldn't be fighting, all she does is get kidnapped!
Colonel: Snake, that's Princess Peach. She was kidnapped many times, but made her playable debut in Super Mario Brothers 2. She can attack by pulling turnips out of the ground and use golf clubs and tennis rackets.
Snake: So she uses...vegetables...and sporting goods?
Colonel: Well...her buttocks could be described as...explosive...
Snake: I didn't know you were into that kind of thing, Colonel.
Colonel: Er, no no! They literally are! She can actually attack you by ramming you with her lower region.
Snake: Hmph...sure...
End transmission.

FUNNIEST FREAKING THING I EVER HEARD!

[VidiotMan13]

Snake: HOLY CRAP YOU NEVER TOLD ME A DRAGON WAS GONNA BE HERE!!!

Other: Snake that's Ridley one of Samus's many enemies.

Snake: BUT HE CAN FLY

Other: Just use homing missles

Snake: HE CAN SHOOT FIRE

Other: Nevermind Snake

Snake: HE'S TRYING TO EAT ME

*ends call*

[Lite Warrior]

AUX CALL
Press Select

Snake: Otacon, I've ran into some sort of...plumber.
Otacon: That's Mario, Snake. Be careful, he's the most well-rounded fighter you'll meet.
Snake: A plumber? Seriously? What's this guy do? Full moon me to death?
Otacon: Well, he can punch, kick, throw fireballs, swing a cape. He's really versatile. His most fearsome ability though...are his jumps.
Snake: ...
Otacon: ...
Snake: ...His jumps.
Otacon: Yes.
Snake: So, he's some sort of plumber who can jump really really high, land on me and somehow annihilate me?
Otacon: Well...Putting it that way...Oh! I forgot, there's something else he does!
Snake: Gee, I can bet it'll be amazing.
Otacon: He also uses his F.L.U.D.D. device to shoot water at his enemies.
Snake: ...Water?
Otacon: Yes.
Snake: I suppose I'll need my wet suit then...

End.

[Pokejedservo]

I'll start on some characters that are established to be in the game

(Pit)

Otacon: Snake whats your situation?

Snake: I'm being attacked by this young kid with Angel wings, he looks like he is hardly any older than a teenager. And is a bit of a pretty boy too...

Otacon: Snake... Are you in heaven?

Snake: I don't feel dead and I would think that if I am in heaven, I won't get attacked by someone like this kid!

Otacon: Well describe your surroundings please

Snake: It looks like I'm in some ancient ruins, looks kind of European too, I'll even send you a quick pic of the place and my opponent...

Otacon: Ah ha I heard of him, he is Pit. There isn't a lot of info I can find on him but I've heard on how he is quite prominent defender around these parts.

Snake: So I'm an intruder huh? I'll go ahead and try to straighten things out, later...

(Vs. Bowser)

Snake: Colonel what IS this thing?!

Colonel: From the information I can gather he is the king of the Koopas named Bowser. He is a large fire-breathing demonic hybrid of a dragon and a turtle. He can also grow into a beast thats substantially larger and vicious.

Snake: Great and if that thing can go metallic like how some of my other opponents can be then it'll practically be like another Metal Gear.

Colonel: True but see to it that it that this King doesn't do anything like that alright?

Snake: Gotcha...

(Vs. Pikachu)

Snake: Mei Ling what is this thing?

Mei Ling: Its a Pikachu, its an electric mouse Pokemon isn't it adorable?

Snake: I suppose though I wonder if it tastes good...

Mei Ling: SNAKE! How could you even think of doing such a thing?!

Snake: Easy Mei Ling I was just kidding! Honest!

Mei Ling: Though need I remind you that its an ELECTRIC mouse. Meaning that if you try that it will electrocute you.

Snake: Okay, okay I get the message...

Mei Ling: But still its very agile and its electric capabilities are strong so be careful Snake

Snake: Always, over and out...


I'll do more later...

[Water ☮]

what woulds snake say if he has to fight himself???

[PeachFan]

what woulds snake say if he has to fight himself???

Now THAT would be interesting, but I suspect nothing would happen, guess we'll find out in 2 months.