Make up Snake conversations for possible newcomers.

[Tupin]

Snake:What's the deal with the raccoon flinging furniture?
The other person(forgot his name):That's Tom Nook. He was a shopkeeper in the games he was in,but watch out because he sold axes and nets.
Snake:Nets? Like butterfly nets?
The other person:Yes, but they really hurt. I'll leave you to decide what the axes do. *ends call*

[Shujinco2]

Snake: 0_o

Other: Um, Snake?

Snake: What the heck is with this guy? He's 2-D!!!! He looks like a cartoon character!!!!!

Other: He is called Mr. Game and Watch. He is from a race which was one of the original creations by Nintendo. Although he is of a new Generation, he likes taking it "Old School."

Snake: Old School huh? Is that why he moves frame by frame?

Other: Yes it is.

Snake: God, that beeping is ANNOYING!

Other: I guess your going to have to deal with it Snake!

Snake: Or instead, maybe I should introduce some "New School" bullets into this "Old School" freak!

Other: Well, whatever you do, just watch out for his sausages! Also watch out for that pan of his, it's VERY hot!

Snake: He doesn't look to hard. But I can guarantee this; after THIS day is done, Mrs. Game and Watch isn't going to be too happy, I'll tell you that right now!

Other: Good luck out there Snake!

[Triforceman22]

Snake: Whats this guys deal?

Other: He is named Ike. He is from the famed Fire Emblem series.

Snake: Why does he have blue hair?

Other: Most people in his universe have oddly coloured hair...

Snake: Why is he wearing a cape? Thinks he's Super man eh?

Other: Be careful Snake, his sword is blessed by thier universe's godess.

Snake: That won't be too much of a problem *loads missle launcher*

Other: Good luck snake....

[Shujinco2]

Snake: What's with ther Penguin?

Other: That's King Dedede.

Snake: Kind of a stupid name, dontcha think?

Other: I guess it is! ANYWAY, I'm here to inform you that King Dedede is joining the Brawl.

Snake: What is he the king of ANYWAY?

Other: There is this place called Dream Land in which he rules over.

Snake: Ah, same place as that walking bubble gum wad!

Other: He's called Kirby, Snake! ANYWAY, Dedede is often a villin in the Kirby Series. His swollow attack is pretty fierce! Better stay away when he uses that! Also, his sliding technique is one to be feared!

Snake: So, he's a walking buffet?

Other: No, he spits you back out.

Snake: Well I'm not too sure I wanna LIVE if I'm covered with giant penguin saliva!

Other: Snake, this is NO time to get picky!

[IAMTHEGAMER]

snake:wtf is this rat with electricity comin out of his cheeks?

other:thats pikachu

snake:is it a boy like yoshi?

other:IDK!!!!!!

snake:O RLY!

other:YA RLY!

pikachu:ZOMG NO WAI!!!!!

[Triforceman22]

Snake: .............. who are you?

Sonic: I'm sonic the Hedgehog!

Snake: Good god..... am I the only person here who is normal?

Samus: I am....

Snake: NO YOU AREN'T!!!!!!!

Samus: okay okay, please don't hurt me.....

[Shujinco2]

Snake: Who's the Blue furball?

Other: That's, um, Sonic the Hedgehog.

Snake: You seemed SURPRISED by this!

Other: Well, he technically is from Sega, first appearing on Sonic the Hedgehog. He's SUPPOSEDLY the fastest creature anywhere.

Snake: So, he's Third Party?

Other: Pretty much! If ANYTHING, this guy's speed is your worst enemy! Also, watch out for his spin attack! It has defeated MANY an enemy!

Snake: He won't be so fast with holes in his kneecaps!

Other: Remember Snake, no guns!

Snake: Hm. Oh well, my figthting style is SO much better than this blue punk! Before this day is done, this kid will be nothing more than roadkill!

Other: Snake, he's ONLY a Hedgehog!

Snake: Well then guess what I'M having for supper?

[Shujinco2]

Snake: Who's the Blue furball?

Other: That's, um, Sonic the Hedgehog.

Snake: You seemed SURPRISED by this!

Other: Well, he technically is from Sega, first appearing on Sonic the Hedgehog. He's SUPPOSEDLY the fastest creature anywhere.

Snake: So, he's Third Party?

Other: Pretty much! If ANYTHING, this guy's speed is your worst enemy! Also, watch out for his spin attack! It has defeated MANY an enemy!

Snake: He won't be so fast with holes in his kneecaps!

Other: Remember Snake, no guns!

Snake: Hm. Oh well, my figthting style is SO much better than this blue punk! Before this day is done, this kid will be nothing more than roadkill!

Other: Snake, he's ONLY a Hedgehog!

Snake: Well then guess what I'M having for supper?

I'm going to bump this.

[MxKirby]

snake:wtf is this rat with electricity comin out of his cheeks?

other:thats pikachu

snake:is it a boy like yoshi?

other:IDK!!!!!!

snake:O RLY!

other:YA RLY!

pikachu:ZOMG NO WAI!!!!!

lol nice. :D

snake is gonna pwn yoo all! :D

and the "other" guys is called coronel campbell iirc.

[Shujinco2]

snake:wtf is this rat with electricity comin out of his cheeks?

other:thats pikachu

snake:is it a boy like yoshi?

other:IDK!!!!!!

snake:O RLY!

other:YA RLY!

pikachu:ZOMG NO WAI!!!!!

lol nice. :D

snake is gonna pwn yoo all! :D

and the "other" guys is called coronel campbell iirc.

What do you think of mine?

[Avion-Finch]

Snake: Who's the anthropomorphic(sp?) fox?
Otacon: Thats Fox.
Snake: I know its a fox but whats its name?
Otacon: his name is uh....well Fox
Snake: hmmm not too creative eh?
Otacon: watch out, he has a lazer gun, and can use weird attacks like Fox Illusion and Fire Fox
Snake: eh I'm more of an IE person myself
Otacon:......what?
Snake: uh nothing.
*end Transmission*

[bluaki]

Snake: Who's the anthropomorphic(sp?) fox?
Otacon: Thats Fox.
Snake: I know its a fox but whats its name?
Otacon: his name is uh....well Fox
Snake: hmmm not too creative eh?
Otacon: watch out, he has a lazer gun, and can use weird attacks like Fox Illusion and Fire Fox
Snake: eh I'm more of an IE person myself
Otacon:......what?
Snake: uh nothing.
*end Transmission*

1. You spelled anthropomorphic correctly
2. His name will probably be introduced in full, Fox McCloud
3. Can that even be translated to Japanese? Fox's name stays as the English word in Japan...
4. Is Fox's Up+B move really called Fire Fox? :O

[MxKirby]

snake:wtf is this rat with electricity comin out of his cheeks?

other:thats pikachu

snake:is it a boy like yoshi?

other:IDK!!!!!!

snake:O RLY!

other:YA RLY!

pikachu:ZOMG NO WAI!!!!!

lol nice. :D

snake is gonna pwn yoo all! :D

and the "other" guys is called coronel campbell iirc.

What do you think of mine?

i like the ddd and kirby one, nice. :D

[Shujinco2]

snake:wtf is this rat with electricity comin out of his cheeks?

other:thats pikachu

snake:is it a boy like yoshi?

other:IDK!!!!!!

snake:O RLY!

other:YA RLY!

pikachu:ZOMG NO WAI!!!!!

lol nice. :D

snake is gonna pwn yoo all! :D

and the "other" guys is called coronel campbell iirc.

What do you think of mine?

i like the ddd and kirby one, nice. :D

I know LOL.

[Triforce_Luigi]

Lucas

Snake:What's with the kid with the unimaginative outfit and the weird gravity-defying hair.
Other: That is Lucas. He is the star of the Japan-only Mother 3. Watch out for his psychic attacks.
Snake: *Takes out bazooka* Sure...
Other:Snake, you can't blow up a little kid!
Snake:Can I snap his neck?
Other:NO!
Snake: Oh, all right. *beats Lucas to a pulp*