I REALLY hope he's joking...

[Miiman56]

"Let's put it this way (insert whiny voice) CONTRA FREAKING SUCKSS! CONTRA FREAKING SUCKS!

He's obviously like 11 years old.

Probably has never played a 2D game before too X_X;;
Besides, he probably thinks there should be no lives infinate continues like games today...
he's such a whiner X_X;;
Watch is mortal combat rant...it's almost as bad. "Now we're at the title screen. A, B AND C don't work you HAVE to press start!"
0_0;;
That's why it's there nimrod...

Watch his 4Kids Rant He admits he watches Tokyo Mew Mew and Sailor moon

[Java]

"Let's put it this way (insert whiny voice) CONTRA FREAKING SUCKSS! CONTRA FREAKING SUCKS!

He's obviously like 11 years old.

Probably has never played a 2D game before too X_X;;
Besides, he probably thinks there should be no lives infinate continues like games today...
he's such a whiner X_X;;
Watch is mortal combat rant...it's almost as bad. "Now we're at the title screen. A, B AND C don't work you HAVE to press start!"
0_0;;
That's why it's there nimrod...

I was watching it before I read your post.

OMG I started cracking up at that point.

[Nayrman]

"Let's put it this way (insert whiny voice) CONTRA FREAKING SUCKSS! CONTRA FREAKING SUCKS!

He's obviously like 11 years old.

Probably has never played a 2D game before too X_X;;
Besides, he probably thinks there should be no lives infinate continues like games today...
he's such a whiner X_X;;
Watch is mortal combat rant...it's almost as bad. "Now we're at the title screen. A, B AND C don't work you HAVE to press start!"
0_0;;
That's why it's there nimrod...

Watch his 4Kids Rant He admits he watches Tokyo Mew Mew and Sailor moon

u mean besides One Piece the most butchered anime's out there? X_X;;

[Miiman56]

"Let's put it this way (insert whiny voice) CONTRA FREAKING SUCKSS! CONTRA FREAKING SUCKS!

He's obviously like 11 years old.

Probably has never played a 2D game before too X_X;;
Besides, he probably thinks there should be no lives infinate continues like games today...
he's such a whiner X_X;;
Watch is mortal combat rant...it's almost as bad. "Now we're at the title screen. A, B AND C don't work you HAVE to press start!"
0_0;;
That's why it's there nimrod...

Watch his 4Kids Rant He admits he watches Tokyo Mew Mew and Sailor moon

u mean besides One Piece the most butchered anime's out there? X_X;;

*facepalm
How could I forget that! >.<

[Nayrman]

"Let's put it this way (insert whiny voice) CONTRA FREAKING SUCKSS! CONTRA FREAKING SUCKS!

He's obviously like 11 years old.

Probably has never played a 2D game before too X_X;;
Besides, he probably thinks there should be no lives infinate continues like games today...
he's such a whiner X_X;;
Watch is mortal combat rant...it's almost as bad. "Now we're at the title screen. A, B AND C don't work you HAVE to press start!"
0_0;;
That's why it's there nimrod...

I was watching it before I read your post.

OMG I started cracking up at that point.

and then he complains about the fatalities...
again, kid has no taste for classics. Sure they're not great to TODAY but for 1992 they were pretty darn gory X_X;;

[Tupin]

Wait, he complains that you can't press A to Start the game?

That's why it is flashing PRESS START in big letters.  :|

Plus, his Sega CD "mod" is unfunny, and I couldn't even sit through his little brother's rant on 4Kids.

Even though it sounded like he hated 4Kids.

[extraz]

and these are the people that call themselves "hardcore" gamers...

makes me wanna puke (on a PS3)

[Nayrman]

and these are the people that call themselves "hardcore" gamers...

makes me wanna puke (on a PS3)

can't even beat first level in contra X_X;

[Tupin]

and these are the people that call themselves "hardcore" gamers...

makes me wanna puke (on a PS3)

can't even beat first level in contra X_X;

My first system was the PS1 and I can beat the first level in Contra.