I REALLY hope he's joking...

Nayrman · June 08, 2008, 05:51:37 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucPDTyPM4g8

Some stupid kid "reviews" Contra and basically calls it a piece of crap and it's too hard.
0_0:;

I really hope he's joking...cuz if he's serious he has no appreciation for old games. "OMG I don't know where to go!" Um...idiot, you go to the RIGHT. You can only go two directions it's not that hard.
And besides, its SUPPOSED to be hard. I swear most games today are way too easy I miss these old hard games X_X;;

Ridley · June 08, 2008, 06:01:28 PM

Agreed look at mario 64. That was amazing and look how difficult some of the levels were.

Nayrman · June 08, 2008, 06:02:44 PM

Quote from: Ridley on June 08, 2008, 06:01:28 PM
Agreed look at mario 64. That was amazing and look how difficult some of the levels were.

Mario 64 wasn't THAT hard...at least not as hard as Contro without the Konami code anyway X_X;;
That video makes me feel old to have actually played it when people still had NES's

Miiman56 · June 08, 2008, 06:04:52 PM

I stoped when he said Contra sucks :-\
Hes a whiny little brat. If he thinks its to hard dont F***in play it :-\
P.S. He has man boobs :D

Ridley · June 08, 2008, 06:05:40 PM

Quote from: Nayrman on June 08, 2008, 06:02:44 PM
Quote from: Ridley on June 08, 2008, 06:01:28 PM
Agreed look at mario 64. That was amazing and look how difficult some of the levels were.
Mario 64 wasn't THAT hard...at least not as hard as Contro without the Konami code anyway X_X;;
That video makes me feel old to have actually played it when people still had NES's

I actually started playing with the Snes.

Flying Chickens · June 08, 2008, 06:08:37 PM

I believe the proper name is, "Shit kid yet to go through puberty rates games he's too intercourse ing stupid to get through".
Seriously, he got hit by the shots at the very start. I can make it through usually, if I remember somewhat of where enemies come from. The only problem is bosses, who have full screen attacks.
I think he should get off his ass and look up what a salad is, idiot probably doesn't know what they are.
Seriously, with him, you'd think he'd at least try and figure out how to get past the first level.
Damn brat.

Ridley · June 08, 2008, 06:11:13 PM

Quote from: Orgizirtee on June 08, 2008, 06:08:37 PM
I believe the proper name is, "s*** kid yet to go through puberty rates games he's too f***ing stupid to get through".
Seriously, he got hit by the shots at the very start. I can make it through usually, if I remember somewhat of where enemies come from. The only problem is bosses, who have full screen attacks.
I think he should get off his ass and look up what a salad is, idiot probably doesn't know what they are.
Seriously, with him, you'd think he'd at least try and figure out how to get past the first level.
dang brat.

AVGN considers contra one of the best games ever.

Spam · June 08, 2008, 06:14:09 PM

What a NO0b he suck crap and old games ROCK!

Nayrman · June 08, 2008, 06:16:04 PM

Quote from: Orgizirtee on June 08, 2008, 06:08:37 PM
I believe the proper name is, "s*** kid yet to go through puberty rates games he's too f***ing stupid to get through".
Seriously, he got hit by the shots at the very start. I can make it through usually, if I remember somewhat of where enemies come from. The only problem is bosses, who have full screen attacks.
I think he should get off his ass and look up what a salad is, idiot probably doesn't know what they are.
Seriously, with him, you'd think he'd at least try and figure out how to get past the first level.
dang brat.

The first few bosses aren't even that hard...they only start getting tough at level 4 X_X;;
He hasn't even heard of the Konami cheat...
Lets see if I remember it: Left Left Right Right Up Down Up Down B A Start
I think thats how it goes X_X;;

Flying Chickens · June 08, 2008, 06:32:12 PM

Quote from: Nayrman on June 08, 2008, 06:16:04 PM
Quote from: Orgizirtee on June 08, 2008, 06:08:37 PM
I believe the proper name is, "s*** kid yet to go through puberty rates games he's too f***ing stupid to get through".
Seriously, he got hit by the shots at the very start. I can make it through usually, if I remember somewhat of where enemies come from. The only problem is bosses, who have full screen attacks.
I think he should get off his ass and look up what a salad is, idiot probably doesn't know what they are.
Seriously, with him, you'd think he'd at least try and figure out how to get past the first level.
dang brat.
The first few bosses aren't even that hard...they only start getting tough at level 4 X_X;;He hasn't even heard of the Konami cheat...
Lets see if I remember it: Left Left Right Right Up Down Up Down B A Start
I think thats how it goes X_X;;

Exactly.

Tupin · June 08, 2008, 07:02:40 PM

If it's too hard for him, he should use the Konami Code.

Let me beat the game, and I suck at Contra. :)

Nayrman · June 08, 2008, 07:19:56 PM

Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 08, 2008, 07:02:40 PM
If it's too hard for him, he should use the Konami Code.

Let me beat the game, and I suck at Contra. :)

I don't think he knows it....even tho it's one of the most famous codes in gaming...lol

Linkman · June 09, 2008, 01:48:34 AM

/facepalm

this guy is a retarded fatarse that obviously doesn't have any good sense in video games in his mind

also sounds like a hick

Java · June 09, 2008, 10:14:27 AM

"Let's put it this way (insert whiny voice) CONTRA FREAKING SUCKSS! CONTRA FREAKING SUCKS!

He's obviously like 11 years old.

Nayrman · June 09, 2008, 10:27:24 AM

Quote from: Java_Java on June 09, 2008, 10:14:27 AM
"Let's put it this way (insert whiny voice) CONTRA FREAKING SUCKSS! CONTRA FREAKING SUCKS!

He's obviously like 11 years old.

Probably has never played a 2D game before too X_X;;
Besides, he probably thinks there should be no lives infinate continues like games today...
he's such a whiner X_X;;
Watch is mortal combat rant...it's almost as bad. "Now we're at the title screen. A, B AND C don't work you HAVE to press start!"
0_0;;
That's why it's there nimrod...