Wow, people are idiots nowadays.

[SkyMyl]

Accross the street from me, there's a fire hydrant. Some retard busted it open, and water has been gushing out of it for five hours, and it's pouring all over the streets now. Someone made an effort to close it, but failed (Me.), and three hours ago someone else tried to close it and succeeded...but water is still leaking. Now, eight kids are playing in the water, in swimwear, putting the water in bottles/buckets, and more retarded crap.

Has anyone in your neighborhood done anything retarded/has anything retarded happened in your neighborhood?

[Tupin]

You should have tried to close it with a wrench.

There was a fire on the outskirts of the neighborhood because someone flicked a cigarette onto a really dry tree.

[Silverhawk79]

During one of the comedy shows on the cruise ship, the comedian asked some question, and this hick in the balcony started screaming "DANE COOK!!!!!!111".
The comedian was like "What? I didn't quite catch that."
So the person kept screaming about Dane Cook, so I yelled at them to shut up. :)

[Triforceman22]

Same thing happened to me...

Some moron (lol, Genius word) Broke open a fire hydrant, and water was gushing everywhere...
Then a poop load of people started to play with it :|

[SkyMyl]

You should have tried to close it with a wrench.

There was a fire on the outskirts of the neighborhood because someone flicked a cigarette onto a really dry tree.

Who said I didn't? Also, that sucks. >_<

[Tupin]

Same thing happened to me...

Some moron (lol, Genius word) Broke open a fire hydrant, and water was gushing everywhere...
Then a poop load of people started to play with it :|

What is this, 1920's New York?

[SkyMyl]

XD

Apparently, an Ice Cream Truck is stuck because of the hydrant.

[Tupin]

XD

Apparently, an Ice Cream Truck is stuck because of the hydrant.

I give it two minutes before all those kids raid the truck.

[Doodle]

Some kid ran out of school a couple of days ago, when the principal was right there. lol

[major tom]

During one of the comedy shows on the cruise ship, the comedian asked some question, and this hick in the balcony started screaming "DANE COOK!!!!!!111".
The comedian was like "What? I didn't quite catch that."
So the person kept screaming about Dane Cook, so I yelled at them to shut up. :)

I salute you. Dane Cook blows.

[SkyMyl]

XD

Apparently, an Ice Cream Truck is stuck because of the hydrant.

I give it two minutes before all those kids raid the truck.

Oh, they already have. The truck managed to pry itself away and leave after 6 minutes of torture.

And that Chocolate Merlin was good. ;D

[Gwen Khan]

why don't/didn't you call the fire department?

nothing really happens in my neighborhood

[HTA!]

Sounded like fun to me, whats wrong with that.  ????

[Kilroy]

People are idiots daily, but my favorite one will be for a while...

Him: "Hey, do you know how to change the home page on the Internet?"
Me: "Yeah."
Him: "Well, can you tell me?"
Me: "Yeah, sure. But, I just gotta make sure of something."  I assumed he used IE, but I didn't know if he had IE6 or IE7. "When you open a new site, does it open a window or in a tab?"
Him: "Yeah, Window Vista!"

[SkyMyl]

People are idiots daily, but my favorite one will be for a while...

Him: "Hey, do you know how to change the home page on the Internet?"
Me: "Yeah."
Him: "Well, can you tell me?"
Me: "Yeah, sure. But, I just gotta make sure of something."  I assumed he used IE, but I didn't know if he had IE6 or IE7. "When you open a new site, does it open a window or in a tab?"
Him: "Yeah, Window Vista!"

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How much more retarded can you get?