Ice Cube ;-;

[HTA!]

Today at a party, some idiot threw a piece of ice the size of a candy bar as hard as he could at a tree I was standing next too.

He missed.

And now I got a cut and swelling eye to remember the story.

What the strangest way your ever been hurt?
Or the strangest thing that ever happened at a party?

[SkyMyl]

That sucks.

Hmm...my cousin dragged me to a dance floor at a wedding, and I held onto anything I could. My brother brushed my away, my dad slapped my away, I held onto a chair, which was being dragged as I held it, and I held onto a banister as a last resort. That banister is now being repaired. :|

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Ok, I was over at one of my friends house along with a few of our friends. One of our friends was messing with a bow and arrow I was sitting in a chair at my friends computer and I was joking with kind of teasing him about this girl he liked, so he knocks the chair over with me in it. Now while that was happening the one messing with the bow and arrow had shot it, it ricocheted of off the wall or something and then ricocheted of off my hand pretty much as soon as I fell down when the chair got pushed over.

I didn't really get hurt but it was freaking hilarious.

[Java]

That sucks.

Hmm...my cousin dragged me to a dance floor at a wedding, and I held onto anything I could. My brother brushed my away, my dad slapped my away, I held onto a chair, which was being dragged as I held it, and I held onto a banister as a last resort. That banister is now being repaired. :|

All that could have been avoided if you just went to the dance floor...

[SkyMyl]

That sucks.

Hmm...my cousin dragged me to a dance floor at a wedding, and I held onto anything I could. My brother brushed my away, my dad slapped my away, I held onto a chair, which was being dragged as I held it, and I held onto a banister as a last resort. That banister is now being repaired. :|

All that could have been avoided if you just went to the dance floor...

Three freaking words. I can't dance. You got that?

Get the pattern?

[Java]

That sucks.

Hmm...my cousin dragged me to a dance floor at a wedding, and I held onto anything I could. My brother brushed my away, my dad slapped my away, I held onto a chair, which was being dragged as I held it, and I held onto a banister as a last resort. That banister is now being repaired. :|

All that could have been avoided if you just went to the dance floor...

Three freaking words. I can't dance. You got that?

Get the pattern?

Just go to the dance floor and don't dance and you could always learn how to dance.

[Silverhawk79]

That sucks.

Hmm...my cousin dragged me to a dance floor at a wedding, and I held onto anything I could. My brother brushed my away, my dad slapped my away, I held onto a chair, which was being dragged as I held it, and I held onto a banister as a last resort. That banister is now being repaired. :|

All that could have been avoided if you just went to the dance floor...

Three freaking words. I can't dance. You got that?

Get the pattern?

Just flail around and pretend you're dancing.

[HTA!]

That sucks.

Hmm...my cousin dragged me to a dance floor at a wedding, and I held onto anything I could. My brother brushed my away, my dad slapped my away, I held onto a chair, which was being dragged as I held it, and I held onto a banister as a last resort. That banister is now being repaired. :|

All that could have been avoided if you just went to the dance floor...

Three freaking words. I can't dance. You got that?

Get the pattern?

Just flail around and pretend you're dancing.

That always works.

[SkyMyl]

That sucks.

Hmm...my cousin dragged me to a dance floor at a wedding, and I held onto anything I could. My brother brushed my away, my dad slapped my away, I held onto a chair, which was being dragged as I held it, and I held onto a banister as a last resort. That banister is now being repaired. :|

All that could have been avoided if you just went to the dance floor...

Three freaking words. I can't dance. You got that?

Get the pattern?

Just flail around and pretend you're dancing.

And if I smack a few people in the proccess?

[Qsmash]

That sucks.

Hmm...my cousin dragged me to a dance floor at a wedding, and I held onto anything I could. My brother brushed my away, my dad slapped my away, I held onto a chair, which was being dragged as I held it, and I held onto a banister as a last resort. That banister is now being repaired. :|

All that could have been avoided if you just went to the dance floor...

Three freaking words. I can't dance. You got that?

Get the pattern?

Just flail around and pretend you're dancing.

And if I smack a few people in the proccess?

If you keep moving they wont know it's you.

[Dark Dragon]

That sucks.

Hmm...my cousin dragged me to a dance floor at a wedding, and I held onto anything I could. My brother brushed my away, my dad slapped my away, I held onto a chair, which was being dragged as I held it, and I held onto a banister as a last resort. That banister is now being repaired. :|

All that could have been avoided if you just went to the dance floor...

Three freaking words. I can't dance. You got that?

Get the pattern?

Just flail around and pretend you're dancing.

And if I smack a few people in the proccess?

If you keep moving they wont know it's you.

Don't flail all around, that will make you look like a moron, Try copying some one to blend in.

[Triforceman22]

My friend Smacked me with an unblowed balloon...

She fired it like a slingshot.
At close range too.. :\

[Dark Dragon]

I got hit in the mouth with a basket ball in high school 2 years ago.

I saw someone toss the ball trying to get the ball in the hoop, It bounced off the hoop and on to my face. I ran off because I was bleeding.

I've learned never to stand near a basket ball hoop. It was almost a month until my lower lip stopped hurting. :(

[Java]

Right now I just hit myself in the chin while trying to perform a trick in Mario Kart Wii. :D

That sucks.

Hmm...my cousin dragged me to a dance floor at a wedding, and I held onto anything I could. My brother brushed my away, my dad slapped my away, I held onto a chair, which was being dragged as I held it, and I held onto a banister as a last resort. That banister is now being repaired. :|

All that could have been avoided if you just went to the dance floor...

Three freaking words. I can't dance. You got that?

Get the pattern?

Just flail around and pretend you're dancing.

And if I smack a few people in the proccess?

People step on each other all the time while dancing.

[LinkXLR]

I bit a piece of cauliflower and my tooth broke.


I BEAT YOU ALL.