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Ok, this is NOT NORMAL!

Started by Shujinco2, June 23, 2008, 04:50:43 PM

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Shujinco2

I was walking to school today, minding my own buisness. But eventually, I noticed a rotting corpse in front of me. Now, of all the probable spiecies this corpse could be, it was a FISH carcus! That's right, a random fish corpse in the middle of the sidewalk!

Strange thing is, there is no reasonable way for that fish to get there. There hasn't been any floods, no water even NEAR the spot, and there was no visible markings, so that ruled out being left by an animal. And it's a BIG fish too. Probably 10 inches wide.

Seriously, this beats anything else random in the world. There's no freaking reason for that fish to be there and yet THERE IT IS! I'm scared. This is probably some warning from God or Buddah or something.

WTF Fish Corpse FTW!

Nayrman


Shujinco2

Quote from: Nayrman on June 23, 2008, 04:51:31 PM
fell off a truck? iunno...
No curve near the place. Though I guess it is a possibility.

SkyMyl

Someone was going to take a bucket filled with fish corpses that rotted over 100 years ago and trade it for money, but one fell out of the bucket and he couldn't recieve his pay because of it.

That my friend, is what your eyes gazed upon.

Macawmoses

It was me. I found your school, took a large fish, put it there over the weekend, and left it for you to find. Conspiracy, right? I think not.

ThePowerOfOne

You call THAT weird? Nothing compaired to some of the things i've seen on the sidewalk... Like a dildo, condom, and pile of HUMAN poop.

Zovistograt

Quote from: Phaze on June 23, 2008, 04:58:43 PM
You call THAT weird? Nothing compaired to some of the things i've seen on the sidewalk... Like a dildo, condom, and pile of HUMAN poop.
It would be quite interesting if they were all in the same general area.
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Tupin

Quote from: Zovistograt on June 23, 2008, 05:02:44 PM
Quote from: Phaze on June 23, 2008, 04:58:43 PM
You call THAT weird? Nothing compaired to some of the things i've seen on the sidewalk... Like a dildo, condom, and pile of HUMAN poop.
It would be quite interesting if they were all in the same general area.
*rimshot*


Quote from: SkyMyl
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Shujinco2

Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 23, 2008, 05:25:21 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on June 23, 2008, 05:02:44 PM
Quote from: Phaze on June 23, 2008, 04:58:43 PM
You call THAT weird? Nothing compaired to some of the things i've seen on the sidewalk... Like a dildo, condom, and pile of HUMAN s***.
It would be quite interesting if they were all in the same general area.
*rimshot*
LOLOLOLOLO

That would be pretty random. I don't know if it could beat my WTF Fish Carcus though.

Tupin

Quote from: Shujinco on June 23, 2008, 05:27:23 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 23, 2008, 05:25:21 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on June 23, 2008, 05:02:44 PM
Quote from: Phaze on June 23, 2008, 04:58:43 PM
You call THAT weird? Nothing compaired to some of the things i've seen on the sidewalk... Like a dildo, condom, and pile of HUMAN s***.
It would be quite interesting if they were all in the same general area.
*rimshot*
LOLOLOLOLO

That would be pretty random. I don't know if it could beat my WTF Fish Carcus though.
It's kind of unrelated, but I once saw a bus have a slow speed collision with a light post.


Quote from: SkyMyl
Tuppy frightens me with his knowledge of legacy technology.

Shujinco2

Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 23, 2008, 05:33:10 PM
Quote from: Shujinco on June 23, 2008, 05:27:23 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 23, 2008, 05:25:21 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on June 23, 2008, 05:02:44 PM
Quote from: Phaze on June 23, 2008, 04:58:43 PM
You call THAT weird? Nothing compaired to some of the things i've seen on the sidewalk... Like a dildo, condom, and pile of HUMAN s***.
It would be quite interesting if they were all in the same general area.
*rimshot*
LOLOLOLOLO

That would be pretty random. I don't know if it could beat my WTF Fish Carcus though.
It's kind of unrelated, but I once saw a bus have a slow speed collision with a light post.
Ok, THAT might beat my fish. :D :D :D

Zovistograt

My friend found a $100 bill on the sidewalk when he went to get a sandwich at a D&D session at my other friend's house.
"I lovat a gabber.  I could listen to maure and moravar again.  Regn onder river.  Flies do your float.  Thick is the life for mere." - James Joyce (Finnegans Wake, page 213)

SkyMyl

Quote from: Zovistograt on June 23, 2008, 05:37:07 PM
My friend found a $100 bill on the sidewalk when he went to get a sandwich at a D&D session at my other friend's house.
He must've gotten a crapload of sandwhiches, then.

BOSSNIG

Quote from: Phaze on June 23, 2008, 04:58:43 PM
You call THAT weird? Nothing compaired to some of the things i've seen on the sidewalk... Like a dildo, condom, and pile of HUMAN poop.
Eh, not truly surprising to me. The dildo maybe.
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Quote from: Phaze on June 23, 2008, 04:58:43 PM
You call THAT weird? Nothing compaired to some of the things i've seen on the sidewalk... Like a dildo, condom, and pile of HUMAN s***.
Where the heck do you live :|