How to cremate using only a lamp and a car battery.

[Dill]

Well, continuing from where we left off: I figured you meant emotional instability. But in all seriousness, Vaatix and myself account for a whole forum of mentally unstable people. Last night I entered a chat room and three people got tourette's. And I don't mean they started cursing. Tommy guns ejected from their moniters and bullets tore through their skin like rocks through wet paper towels.

[えっちーせんぱい]

What.

[Dawei]

While normally I'm not a fan of the crazy, it's nice having a few people around who automatically induce it without needing to go out of their way. It can quickly make things interesting.

[Dill]

While normally I'm not a fan of the crazy, it's nice having a few people around who automatically induce it without needing to go out of their way. It can quickly make things interesting.

Some people just have a crazy switch in the back of their heads that kicks on when they feel like it. For example, if you want on-demand loons, go to a Southern Baptist church. These are a rare breed of people in Texas. You see, they live entirely off of cheap beer and metaphors. I acteally went to a baptism today and the peacher, who was wearing flip-flops and cargo shorts, called me a baptism crasher. I couldn't debate with him, as the only reason I went was to show off my Everybody Lies shirt and tell the girs who was getting baptized, in her own language, that it was like getting circumcised. Because religous people do it to people as if it's a bodily function, and by the end of it a piece of your heart is cut off.

Oh, and I should probably mention that this baptism took place in a river. I sat next to a man wearing a Southern Texas Assault Rifle Club (STARC) and told him that if a Catholic jumped in she would melt. He then asked why I said it had to be a she, and I replied," Since when have there been male Catholics? You're either a female or just a man who's genitals have been stolen by a man wearing all black."

[Rouge Helios]

Dill ,was I one of the three with Tourettes? o-o

[Silverhawk79]

Hey, I can account for some mental imbalances too.
Like being stupid with PHP. :(
DON'T FORGET THE ASSBURGER'S TOO.

[Dill]

Dill ,was I one of the three with Tourettes? o-o

No, you've never been in a good chat before.

[Dawei]

Dill ,was I one of the three with Tourettes? o-o

You were the one masturbating to dinosaurs.

[Dill]

Dill ,was I one of the three with Tourettes? o-o

You were the one masturbating to dinosaurs.

FCD's got a lot of weird fetishes. Now I have the image of DBY, Xeno, and Ron all going to the circus to meet women (I could hope as much). Everyone knows Zies doesn't care about what gender person he marries, as long as they have a speech impediment.

[Silverhawk79]

Dill ,was I one of the three with Tourettes? o-o

You were the one masturbating to dinosaurs.

FCD's got a lot of weird fetishes. Now I have the image of DBY, Xeno, and Ron all going to the circus to meet women (I could hope as much). Everyone knows Zies doesn't care about what gender person he marries, as long as they have a speech impediment.

I think there might be a yiffer in there too.

[Dawei]

Dill ,was I one of the three with Tourettes? o-o

You were the one masturbating to dinosaurs.

FCD's got a lot of weird fetishes. Now I have the image of DBY, Xeno, and Ron all going to the circus to meet women (I could hope as much). Everyone knows Zies doesn't care about what gender person he marries, as long as they have a speech impediment.

I think there might be a yiffer in there too.

That'd be Wolfman. Probably Ron too. He really isn't that picky as long as they are overly optimistic and believe they will have great, long lasting relationship.

[Rouge Helios]

Dill ,was I one of the three with Tourettes? o-o

You were the one masturbating to dinosaurs.

I dunno, were you the one masturbating over Osama Bin Laden while doing it with Bush? >_>

[britneymahboy]

wat is a moniter mah dikshanary is not workin

[Dawei]

Dill ,was I one of the three with Tourettes? o-o

You were the one masturbating to dinosaurs.

I dunno, were you the one masturbating over Osama Bin Laden while doing it with Bush? >_>

Helping your mama bomb a osama obama llama diorama.

[Rouge Helios]

Dill ,was I one of the three with Tourettes? o-o

You were the one masturbating to dinosaurs.

I dunno, were you the one masturbating over Osama Bin Laden while doing it with Bush? >_>

Helping your mama bomb a osama obama llama diorama.

Riiiiiight................
*kicks Dawei's non-existing balls