I'm in your room....and under your bed devouring doritos.

[CommanderFlint]

What do you do? You got a day old orange, a cellphone charger, a Times Magazine, and Kite rope. :|

[Macawmoses]

I call Macgyver/

[えっちーせんぱい]

There's only my pad under my bed, and the supports to the bed itself.

[Kilroy]

Pimp slap you and steal the Doritos.

[Tupin]

I use the electrolytes in the orange to charge my cell phone using the charger, and call the police.

[Silverhawk79]

Strangle you with kite rope and stab with the prongs on the cell phone charger.
And do something disgusting with the orange and magazine.

[Eizweir]

My bed isn't the kind you can go under :O

[Mystic]

My bed is on the floor so...

[CommanderFlint]

They're too clever... :(

[Mystic]

They're too clever... :(

Damn straight.

[SkyMyl]

I use the electrolytes in the orange to charge my cell phone using the charger, and call

Macgyver.

This.

[darkmario]

 If your under my bed then i'll be at your house stealing your stuff.

[jnfs2014]

Read the Times Magazine to drive you mad, use the rope to tie you up, and make you eat the day-old orange while poking you with the charger.

[captainjacksparrow]

You forgot to mention the time bomb thats going to blow up in 10 seconds at your house.

[LinkXLR]

I squeeze Citrus juice in your eyes and the tie you up with the kite string and throw you out my window. (2 story house)