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Started by Macawmoses, July 04, 2008, 12:09:04 PM

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Macawmoses

http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/n64/review/R65315.html

Kids....a review of Star Fox 64, perhaps one of the best games Ninty has pumped out, and the best in the series, was nothing more than disgraced in that there review.....it received 2/10.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

For those of you that want me to speed the process of gouging your eyes out further...read on, and see what this ass hat has to say.

QuoteMan what did they go wrong with all the Star Fox games past the Super Nintendo days!

Past the SNES days?! You moron.....get out.

QuoteSlippy is just dumb if you ask me. Sure she handles most of the technical stuff but pretty much she's dumb

Apparently Slippy is a lesbian you intercourse ing idiot.

QuoteI almost hate her because she sends you to the area where you have to use the tank which is hard since the tank is so hard to manuever around obstacles

Wait....you let Slippy die? Let's take a look:

QuoteThe game isn't even challenging.
QuoteReplay Value: The game has hardly any replay value since I beat the whole thing within an hour and then the following hour and a half I had all the secrets for the multiplayer mode which wasn't really anything special. In a short word the game is awful.

This guy is full of laughs.....he took the easy path....and failed.

QuoteLater on James McCloud (Fox's dad) is sent to Venom along with his sidekick Piggy. Piggy betrays James and gets him locked away and eventually killed

Go intercourse  yourself you moron.

His section on music is bad too....I don't want to go there  :'(

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Gwen Khan

#1
I saw that, and here is a review of Donkey Kong Country 2 for the GBA I found on amazon

"This game is cool, but it;s a bit dull. The levels R hard and the bosses R so neat but i really think it's boring. Dixie's hair looks stupid and Diddy's hat is wierd! You should get a better GBA game like, Teen Titans, Yoshi's Island, or Crash Spyro Superpack."

Macawmoses

Crash/Spyro Superpack is fun, as is YI, but Teen Titans..... :'(

Gwen Khan

got any more hilariously bad reviews of good games?

Zies

...The author of the review is full of fail and biased comments...
...Pay no attention...:>...

Quote from: Gaitorbait208...I was about to have to Veritas Est Fortis your mom...

Triforceman22

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


what a dippoop  >O


QuoteRobotnik: GET A LOAD OF THIS!!!!!!!!

Doodle

NOBODY TALKS TO SLIPPY THAT WAY.
He may sound girly, but HE IS NOT A SHE! >:(

And everything else in that review also sucked. SF64 was awesome. I liked Assault the best, but 64 was still good. :)
YEAH

Java

I want to read it for the lulz.
He sounds hilarious. ::)

About the Slippy comment, even Falco questioned Slippy's sexuality in Command. :P
"SLIPPY'S ENGAGED? YOU MEAN TO A GIRL?" or something like that.

DededeCloneChris

In the great words of Jade Curtiss:
"You're a whack."

thunderhero4

Just let opinions be opinions, guys :|



Lotos

Quote from: Java_Java on July 04, 2008, 08:44:23 PM
I want to read it for the lulz.
He sounds hilarious. ::)

About the Slippy comment, even Falco questioned Slippy's sexuality in Command. :P
"SLIPPY'S ENGAGED? YOU MEAN TO A GIRL?" or something like that.

It probably went over the heads of the kids, as they're still in the "cooties" stages :P

I RAGED at the DKC2 review.

I haven't played SF64 besides the demo in Brawl, but judging from that "hour", there must be some sort of shortcut/he didn't complete the game 100%.  I'll compare it to DKC2 (since I haven't played SF64 that much) when you use the warps in the first two worlds, then not bother to get the rest of the Kremkoins from the bonus levels to unlock the Lost World levels and defeat K. Rool a second time.  And finding the hero "DK" coins in each level...

Java

QuotePeppy the hippopotamous
I lol'd. XD



How the hell does he look like a hippo?

Linkman

......I'm Speechless because this review is so awful....

Macawmoses

Quote from: thunderhero4 on July 04, 2008, 10:10:26 PM
Just let opinions be opinions, guys :|
Calling Pigma, Piggy, is not an opinion, it is blatant ignorance.

thunderhero4

Quote from: mackormoses on July 05, 2008, 01:00:04 AM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on July 04, 2008, 10:10:26 PM
Just let opinions be opinions, guys :|
Calling Pigma, Piggy, is not an opinion, it is blatant ignorance.
Ya youre right, that is taking to too far, sorry