What are the worst pick-up lines you've ever heard?

[Spam]

Some examples are:
If you were a finger and I was a light switch you'd turn me on.
If you were Spock's phaser, you would be set to stun.
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
I'd rather ride you than Yoshi any day.

Now you post...

[えっちーせんぱい]

I've never heard anyone use pick-up lines before. And as far as I know, there are no goods ones and you're not supposed to be using them in the first place. If a girl falls for one they must be pretty shallow~

[Spam]

I've never heard anyone use pick-up lines before. And as far as I know, there are no goods ones and you're not supposed to be using them in the first place. If a girl falls for one they must be pretty shallow~

That's off topic the topic is what are the worst pick-up lines you've ever heard? Not says pick-up lines are usless.
P.S. These pick-up lines don't work good.

[Super]

I want to be in your vagina, despite its hairiness. Want to go out so I can eventually stick my cock in there?

[えっちーせんぱい]

I want to be in your vagina, despite its hairiness. Want to go out so I can eventually stick my cock in there?

That's more of a general statement from a guy.

[Mario64]

[Super]

I want to be in your vagina, despite its hairiness. Want to go out so I can eventually stick my cock in there?

That's more of a general statement from a guy.

You've probably heard it more than once.

[Kilroy]

Go to Wikiquote and search Pick-Up lines.

[えっちーせんぱい]

I want to be in your vagina, despite its hairiness. Want to go out so I can eventually stick my cock in there?

That's more of a general statement from a guy.

You've probably heard it more than once.

Variations~

[Matt]

Rarely do people use them in real life situations, but the ones I have heard come off sitcoms, in which most people would most likely have heard them before.

"Women are like cars, they don't start purring till they hit 60."
"Is that a mirror in your pants?... because I can see myself in them."

[Lotos]

"Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!"
That's a good one >_>

There was a motivational poster with a few good ones on it.

[bluaki]

Go to Wikiquote and search Pick-Up lines.

Here's one:
"You know, I've read the entire pick-up line article on Wikiquote."

[The Seventh]

I've never heard anyone use pick-up lines before. And as far as I know, there are no goods ones and you're not supposed to be using them in the first place. If a girl falls for one they must be pretty shallow~

Very true.

Oh, I don't even bother looking up pickup lines because all of them are s***.

[ThePowerOfOne]

"I'd let your basilisk into my chamber of secrets"

"Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive"

"You have 206 bones in your body? want one more?"

"You can put a Trojan in my Hard Drive anytime"


Worst nerd pick-up lines EVER

[Daft Pink]

"I'd let your basilisk into my chamber of secrets"

"Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive"

"You have 206 bones in your body? want one more?"

"You can put a Trojan in my Hard Drive anytime"


Worst nerd pick-up lines EVER

I lol'd at all of those. :D