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What are the worst pick-up lines you've ever heard?

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Mystic

#15
July 10, 2008, 06:48:05 PM
Quote from: Phaze on July 10, 2008, 05:49:07 PM
"You have 206 bones in your body? want one more?"
8)

えっちーせんぱい

#16
July 10, 2008, 06:50:58 PM
Quote from: Mystic Fury on July 10, 2008, 06:48:05 PM
Quote from: Phaze on July 10, 2008, 05:49:07 PM
"You have 206 bones in your body… want one more?"
8)
Too bad it's not a bone, otherwise it would be funny.

Silverhawk79

#17
July 10, 2008, 06:53:16 PM
"You're pretty, I'm not. Opposites attract. <3"

Matt

#18
July 10, 2008, 06:55:26 PM
Quote from: Phaze on July 10, 2008, 05:49:07 PM
"I'd let your basilisk into my chamber of secrets"

"Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive"

"You have 206 bones in your body? want one more?"

"You can put a Trojan in my Hard Drive anytime"


Worst nerd pick-up lines EVER

You being a nerd would know them.

ChaosEmeralds7

#19
July 10, 2008, 07:25:47 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on July 10, 2008, 06:53:16 PM
"You're pretty, I'm not. Opposites attract. <3"
^^^Probably the only one that has the slightest chance of working.

Uhh... I dunno, this one is popular (as a joke) at my school:
"Hey, I lost my virginity, can I borrow yours?"

Mystic

#20
July 10, 2008, 07:33:42 PM
Quote from: Blaze-San on July 10, 2008, 06:50:58 PM
Quote from: Mystic Fury on July 10, 2008, 06:48:05 PM
Quote from: Phaze on July 10, 2008, 05:49:07 PM
"You have 206 bones in your body? want one more?"
8)
Too bad it's not a bone, otherwise it would be funny.
Shut up.

Cardinal

#21
July 10, 2008, 07:43:37 PM
"Do you wash your clothes in Windex? Cause I can see myself in your pants."

Silverhawk79

#22
July 10, 2008, 07:45:06 PM
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Ugawa

#23
July 11, 2008, 05:07:19 AM Last Edit: July 11, 2008, 05:08:19 AM by Ugawa
I wish I were sine squared and you were cosine squared because then together we would be one.

I wish I were your first derivative because then I could lie tangent to your curve.

BAM!
"Then wear the gold hat, if that will move her;
If you can bounce high, bounce for her too,
'Till she cry 'Lover, gold-hatted, high-bouncing lover,
I must have you!'"
~Thomas Parke D'Invilliers

Brawl Code: 5412-9651-4689

Zovistograt

#24
July 11, 2008, 05:19:34 AM
Your GUI is impressive.  Mind if I beta-test?
"I lovat a gabber.  I could listen to maure and moravar again.  Regn onder river.  Flies do your float.  Thick is the life for mere." - James Joyce (Finnegans Wake, page 213)

makuta

#25
July 11, 2008, 07:57:58 AM
Know how much a Polar Bear weighs? Enough to break the ice. Can we have sex?
To be heard, speak up. To be seen, stand up. To be appreciated, shut up.

Silverhawk79

#26
July 11, 2008, 08:04:59 AM
Need a map? You were running through my mind all last night. Screaming.

Totla

#27
July 11, 2008, 09:37:01 AM Last Edit: July 11, 2008, 09:39:25 AM by Totla
Quote from: `Matt` on July 10, 2008, 05:02:04 PM
"Is that a mirror in your pants?... because I can see myself in them."
Someone said that to my friend's sister, and she punched him in the face.

Quote from: Silverhawk79 on July 10, 2008, 07:45:06 PM
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Best pickup line ever.

Friendly Hostile

#28
July 11, 2008, 11:46:08 AM
Quote from: Ugawa on July 11, 2008, 05:07:19 AM
I wish I were sine squared and you were cosine squared because then together we would be one.

I wish I were your first derivative because then I could lie tangent to your curve.

BAM!
Sadly those are common where I'll be attending college.

Java

#29
July 11, 2008, 01:23:10 PM
Quote from: Ugawa on July 11, 2008, 05:07:19 AM
I wish I were sine squared and you were cosine squared because then together we would be one.

I wish I were your first derivative because then I could lie tangent to your curve.

BAM!
You win.
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