Weird poop you've seen in real life.

[Syncopathic]

For me it would have to be a flower vase, centered on a table, fall over and break on the floor.
No one was near it.

[Mystic]

Canadians.

[Macawmoses]

Canadians.

go intercourse  yourself

[JrDude]

Yesterday, I went to go to the bathroom in my cousins house.
and there was blood on the back of the toilet lid, I'm guessing my cousin farted while on her period or something, but it was pretty weird to see it there specifically...

[Mystic]

Canadians.

go intercourse  yourself

Yessir.

[Linkman]

Bluaki.

[Rouge Helios]

Canadians.

go f*** yourself

Yessir.

Epic. =D

I've seen birds form into Arabic words...

[HTA!]

Canadians...

and also
I saw a enormous snapping turtle break a rake in half.

[Daft Pink]

A rock in the shape of a penis.

[Matt]

Not weird, but I saw this huge car wreck while I skateboarding with a few friends. This one truck was going ?MPH(He was turning so not sure) and a Ferrari(Guy was drunk) was going around 70MPH. Right when the truck was turning the Ferrari ran a red light and went straight into the truck, the whole front side of the Ferrari was a smashed. All that happened to the truck was a huge dent into the side, and tipped over to other side and slid across the ground little. All my friends could say was,"OH poop! That Ferrari is totaled, man I feel sorry for that guy."

[Triforceman22]

Canadians.

go intercourse  yourself

also hearing your name being called, even when no one's around. O_o

[Jono2]

Canadians.

go intercourse  yourself

[Mystic]

The cat has a hat on.

[King_Gamer28]

The cat has a hat on.

That looks like a fan to me.

[Mystic]

The cat has a hat on.

That looks like a fan to me.

You can clearly see the cat's face.