US vs. Canada.

[Super]

What is better? Who would win a war? You decide. It should be pretty obvious, unless you are a dumbass.

[Ridley]

What is better? Who would win a war? You decide. It should be pretty obvious, unless you are a dumbass.

... This topic is sick. You either insult Mac or insult your own country.

[Chuffulluffalopagus]

Well, The US would win, but Canada would cut off oil exports to US and the US would lose it's biggest energy provider.

But yeah, US would win.

[Daft Pink]

What is better? Who would win a war? You decide. It should be pretty obvious, unless you are a dumbass.

Mexico would win.

[Super]

What is better? Who would win a war? You decide. It should be pretty obvious, unless you are a dumbass.

... This topic is sick. You either insult Mac or insult your own country.

Both suck. But the US would win.

[Ridley]

There are some hilarious Pearls before swine comics where Rat tries to win a campaign by saying they will start a war with Mexico and take all their tacos. :D

[Dawei]

Canada is gay. Go America.

[Tupin]

America would win by sheer force.

[Matt]

What is better? Who would win a war? You decide. It should be pretty obvious, unless you are a dumbass.

... This topic is sick. You either insult Mac or insult your own country.

Both suck. But the US would win.

Canada is gay. Go America.

[Macawmoses]

US would actually lose. They are the most hated nation in the world, and with that, Canada would have so many allies it isn't funny. From Britain, to Afghanistan, we'd bomb your asses to hell. Face it, the Japanese are vengeful.

[Chuffulluffalopagus]

US would actually lose. They are the most hated nation in the world, and with that, Canada would have so many allies it isn't funny. From Britain, to Afghanistan, we'd bomb your asses to hell. Face it, the Japanese are vengeful.

Afghanistan doesn't hate the US.  The people love us(you know, we kind of like saved them and all), it's just the terrorists that hate us.  +They really don't have the resources to fight.  Britain would remain neutral, most likely.  Israel, which has the largest per capita military in the world, loves us.  Russia would ally with us purely because they want to spread north and over(like the way they planted a flag in the arctic).  But really, it would all be about circumstances.   Most countries would ally with whoever was in the right, and we don't really know that from this situation, which is why people were basing it as without allies, I think.

[Jono2]

US would actually lose. They are the most hated nation in the world, and with that, Canada would have so many allies it isn't funny. From Britain, to Afghanistan, we'd bomb your asses to hell. Face it, the Japanese are vengeful.

this.

and the war of 1812, ninnyes.  we already won once, we can DO IT AGAIN.

(yes, i know it was the british)

[Chuffulluffalopagus]

US would actually lose. They are the most hated nation in the world, and with that, Canada would have so many allies it isn't funny. From Britain, to Afghanistan, we'd bomb your asses to hell. Face it, the Japanese are vengeful.

this.

and the war of 1812, b****es.  we already won once, we can DO IT AGAIN.

(yes, i know it was the british)

Um, what? How did you 'win'?
We accomplished everything we intended to, you accomplished nothing.  You guys stopped pirating our ships and gave us the land we were supposed to have but you had kept anyways.  You burned down the white house? We burned down the parliament, twice.
So no, you didn't win.

[Tupin]

US would actually lose. They are the most hated nation in the world, and with that, Canada would have so many allies it isn't funny. From Britain, to Afghanistan, we'd bomb your asses to hell. Face it, the Japanese are vengeful.

this.

and the war of 1812, ninnyes.  we already won once, we can DO IT AGAIN.

(yes, i know it was the british)

Well, we have a stockpile of nuclear arms. A poorly maintained and aging one.

Yes, the people that control those missiles would be stupid enough to explode a nuclear bomb over Canada if the US was losing that badly.

[Jono2]

US would actually lose. They are the most hated nation in the world, and with that, Canada would have so many allies it isn't funny. From Britain, to Afghanistan, we'd bomb your asses to hell. Face it, the Japanese are vengeful.

this.

and the war of 1812, b****es.  we already won once, we can DO IT AGAIN.

(yes, i know it was the british)

Um, what? How did you 'win'?
We accomplished everything we intended to, you accomplished nothing.  You guys stopped pirating our ships and gave us the land we were supposed to have but you had kept anyways.  You burned down the white house? We burned down the parliament, twice.
So no, you didn't win.

yeah, we did.  we fended off the american scum that were only interested in our land.  just because we didn't gain anything in the end (neither did you) doesn't mean that we didn't win. :\

also, we held Detroit, and we should've kept it and given you Toronto so that I could go to Red Wings games without crossing the border.