Favorite video game quotes.

[Syncopathic]

Mine would be from Ganon from Wind Waker.

"Do you sleep still? Wait! Do not be hasty, boy... I can see this girl's dreams... Oceans... Oceans... Oceans... Oceans... Oceans as far as the eye can see. They are vast seas... None can swim across them... They yield no fish to catch... What did the King of Hyrule say? ...That the gods sealed Hyrule away? And they left behind people who would one day awaken Hyrule?! How ridiculous... So many pathetic creatures, scattered across a handful of islands, drifting on this sea like fallen leaves on a forgotten pool... What can they possibly hope to achieve? Don't you see? All of you... Your gods destroyed you! I have been waiting for you, boy. For one like you... Yes... For the hero. Do not betray my expectations"

"My country lay within a vast desert, when the sun rose into the sky a burning wind punished my lands, searing the world. And when the moon climbed into the dark of night, a frigid gale pierced our homes. No matter when it came the wind carried the same thing... Death. But the winds that blew across the green fields of Hyrule brought something other than suffering and ruin. I coveted that wind, I suppose."

[Macawmoses]

Kind of have a thread like this in Nintendo, but it is different.

Anyways, most Star Fox ones....

...for instance....

"HIIIIIIIIIIIIT THE BREEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAKS"

Just the way Goras said it made it awesome.

[HTA!]

"Its so beautiful... like the sun..."

[Tupin]

"I FEEL ASLEEP!"~ Random guard in Metal Gear on the NES.

"FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM!"~ Vector, Shadow the Hedgehog.

"HADOUKEN"~ Ryu, Street Fighter II.

"All your base are belong to us."~ Cats, Zero Wing.

I may edit in more.

[Flying Chickens]

"I, am, the guard. I don't have the key. The Milk man has the key. Go ask the milk man." The Milk Man from Psychonauts. The ironic thing is that he's actually schizophrenic, and his split personality is the guard.

[Chuffulluffalopagus]

"Think it's gonna rain?"
"Not rain..."
Skrirmir and Ranulf in FE:RD.  I don't know why, but I love that bit.  It's not even funny :(

[Triforceman22]

"One clean motion..... no hesitation" - Shinon from FE 10

that was an epic cutscene

[Mystic]

Anything from No More Heroes

[Chuffulluffalopagus]

"One clean motion..... no hesitation" - Shinon from FE 10

that was an epic cutscene

Totally.  Especially
"I'm nervous.  What if I hit her"
It's even better, especially if you picture him talking to shinon on his wedding day.
"Well Rolf, she's a strong girl.  She can take it."

[Ares300]

"Hiss, hiss.....sssss"- Voldo, SCII

"I AM.....???"- Rival, Pokemon Silver/Gold

and of course "DO A BARREL ROLL!!!"

[The Riddler]

You Spoony Bard!

[JrDude]

"It'sa me, Mario!"

[phatyo]

Do a barrel roll :]

[Mario583]

From Portal:

"(pain noise) You think you're doing some damage? Two plus two is f?f?f? f? Ten. IN BASE FOUR! I'M FINE!"

"I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on outside"

"Speaking of curiosity, you're curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what? I KNOW! You're going to find out first-hand before I can finish telling you, though, so I won't bother. I'll give you a hint: you're going to want to pack as much living as you possibly can into the next couple of minutes."

"Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I'm about to correct."

"There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted, so that's funny, too."

[Gwen Khan]

"Although my poor little tummy
wants to eat something yummy.
It's tied up in knots
because I've got the hots.
with a female. I want to get chummy."

-Cubivore

The game has lots of strange quotes like this