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JrDude

August 03, 2008, 03:54:34 PM Last Edit: August 03, 2008, 04:37:20 PM by JrDude
About a week ago, I went to my cousins house.
While there, my aunt told a story that even her kids didn't hear.
She said that she was gonna be twins when she was born, but she got her and her sisters ovaries, and her twin got none (she died though). Since she had extra ovaries, it was possible for my cousins to have been born in different ovaries, so basically, one of them is her baby, and the other is her dead sisters baby. But they both came out of the same vagina.

Weird huh?
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Water ☮

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August 03, 2008, 03:57:28 PM
ovaries?

wow that means that if one of them is the dead sister's baby then it is already older then its mother. :O

JrDude

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August 03, 2008, 03:58:44 PM Last Edit: August 03, 2008, 04:00:19 PM by JrDude
Quote from: WaterGod on August 03, 2008, 03:57:28 PM
ovaries?

wow that means that if one of them is the dead sister's baby then it is already older then its mother. :O


I don't get it :|.
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Zovistograt

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August 03, 2008, 03:59:51 PM
uh...don't all females have two ovaries?
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Macawmoses

#4
August 03, 2008, 04:00:15 PM
the intercourse ?

JrDude

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August 03, 2008, 04:00:57 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on August 03, 2008, 03:59:51 PM
uh...don't all females have two ovaries?
If they do then my aunt had 4.
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Zovistograt

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August 03, 2008, 04:01:45 PM
Quote from: JrDude on August 03, 2008, 04:00:57 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on August 03, 2008, 03:59:51 PM
uh...don't all females have two ovaries?
If they do then my aunt had 4.
whoamg.
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Moriarty

#7
August 03, 2008, 04:07:59 PM
Quote from: mackormoses on August 03, 2008, 04:00:15 PM
the intercourse ?

My thoughts exactly.
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Tupin

#8
August 03, 2008, 04:14:40 PM
Whoa.


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August 03, 2008, 04:21:27 PM
Quote from: JrDude on August 03, 2008, 04:00:57 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on August 03, 2008, 03:59:51 PM
uh...don't all females have two ovaries?
If they do then my aunt had 4.
Crazy.

BOSSNIG

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August 03, 2008, 04:30:40 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on August 03, 2008, 03:59:51 PM
uh...don't all females have two ovaries?
Yes, yes they do.
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JrDude

#12
August 03, 2008, 04:38:13 PM
Whatever, all I know is that my living aunt got her sisters ovaries too.
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Lotos

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August 03, 2008, 04:46:03 PM
Quote from: JrDude on August 03, 2008, 04:38:13 PM
Whatever, all I know is that my living aunt got her sisters ovaries too.

Oh, makes sense now.  Why would she wants four ovaries?

SkyMyl

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August 03, 2008, 04:48:35 PM
OMFGWTFSTFUNOWAIORLYGTFOBBQ!1one

With that out of the way, that...wow. Just wow. :|
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