Dear teenagers,

[Silverhawk79]

I'm surprised OMG SOULJA BOY didn't win anything.

[Tupin]

I'm surprised OMG SOULJA BOY didn't win anything.

Maybe they are starting to realize that he wasn't as awesome as they thought.

[Jono2]

I'm surprised OMG SOULJA BOY didn't win anything.

Maybe they are starting to realize that he wasn't as awesome as they thought.

lol, as if that would ever happen.  as long as the teenage public is continued to be fed "SOULJA IS GOD!" they'll continue to believe it.

[Nayrman]

Ugh, I have to admit those are pretty pathetic...Miley Sirus? You mean the second coming of Britney "I'm a ninny" Spears?
Not to mention if American Idol wins anything then therefore that award show is automaticall invalid, as American Idol is the biggest waste of time, effort, and money this side of political elections.

I do have to say though that adults aren't any better...after all they elected that idiot to the white house twice, blame the media for everything they cause (ZOMG KIDZ R VIOLANT CUZ UF GAMEZ!!), not to mention they fail to listen to logic more often than teenagers/college students due in order to keep their thinly vield "control" over everything.

[Lohn Jocke]

Choice Movie Comedy
* Juno
NO. Juno Does NOT beat Superbad.

Choice TV Reality Dance
* America's Best Dance Crew
Being Honest, I kinda Agree. It's better than the other ones, that's for sure.

Choice Music: Female Artist
* Miley Cyrus
NO.

Breakout Group
* Jonas Brothers
NO.

Choice Music: Love Song
* Jonas Brothers, "When You Look Me in the Eyes"
HELL NO.

Choice Male Hottie
* Jonas Brothers
DOUBLE NO.

Choice Female Hottie
* Vanessa Hudgens
Who?

Choice Comedian
* Adam Sandler
No. Just... No.

Choice Male Athlete
* David Beckham
Bastard is years past his prime. Why is he STILL popular?

Choice Action Sports Male
* Ryan Sheckler
Well, Better than if Everyone just Voted "Tony Hawk".

[Cecil_and_Kain]

Like all voting, it's rigged.

[Tupin]

Ugh, I have to admit those are pretty pathetic...Miley Sirus? You mean the second coming of Britney "I'm a ninny" Spears?
Not to mention if American Idol wins anything then therefore that award show is automaticall invalid, as American Idol is the biggest waste of time, effort, and money this side of political elections.

I do have to say though that adults aren't any better...after all they elected that idiot to the white house twice, blame the media for everything they cause (ZOMG KIDZ R VIOLANT CUZ UF GAMEZ!!), not to mention they fail to listen to logic more often than teenagers/college students due in order to keep their thinly vield "control" over everything.

Bush only got the popular vote once in 2004. Gore won the election in 2000 based on the popular votes, but Bush got the most electoral college votes.

[Doodle]

Most of that needs to be wiped off that page.

[Moriarty]

Choice TV Villain
* Ed Westwick, Gossip Girl
Michael Rosenbaum, Smallville
Spencer Pratt, The Hills
Vanessa Williams, Ugly Betty
Zachary Quinto, Heroes


Man, those Gossip Girl villans CAN be a ninny, am I right?  :D :D

The Hills villain is the worst though. Sylar is like a intercourse ing vagina-ycat compared to whoever the hell spencer pratt plays...

[Riosan]

Choice Female Hottie
* Vanessa Hudgens
Who?

You know, the Disney star whose nudes were "leaked" to the Internet last year?

[Mystic]

What the intercourse  moments



Choice Movie Villain
* Johnny Depp, Sweeney Todd
Cate Blanchett, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Jeff Bridges, Iron Man
Samuel L. Jackson, Jumper
Susan Sarandon, Enchanted

Samuel L Jackson should have won. He is SAMUEL FUCKING L. JACKSON


Choice Movie Breakout Male
* Drake Bell, Superhero Movie
Jim Sturgess, 21; Across the Universe
Ben Barnes, The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
Jason Segel, Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Michael Cera, Superbad; Juno

Being in a parody movies means you're not allowed to even be nominated for an award.

Choice TV Show Drama
* Gossip Girl
Friday Night Lights
Grey's Anatomy
House
One Tree Hill

That beat House? Um... WHAT THE FUCK


Choice TV Show Comedy
* Hannah Montana
Desperate Housewives
How I Met Your Mother
Two and a Half Men
Ugly Betty

Hannah Montana is funny?

Choice TV Actress Comedy
* Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana
America Ferrera, Ugly Betty
Christina Applegate, Samantha Who?
Jaime Pressly, My Name Is Earl
Tina Fey, 30 Rock

Those other chicks must suck, because Miley is NOT funny -_-


Choice TV Male Reality/Variety Star
* David Cook, American Idol
Brody Jenner, The Hills
Rob Dyrdek and Christopher Boykin, Rob & Big
Ryan Scheckler, Life of Ryan
The Jabbawockeez, America's Best Dance Crew

Jabbawockeez > all. Fuckers.

Choice Music: Single
* Jonas Brothers, "When You Look Me in the Eyes"
Chris Brown, "With You"
Madonna featuring Justin Timberlake, "4 Minutes"
Miley Cyrus, "See You Again"
Rihanna, "Don't Stop the Music"

WHAT THE FUCK. Chris, Madonna, Justin, and Rihanna losing to Jonas? Chris or Madonna should have won this EASILY.

Choice Hook-Up
* Jordin Sparks and Chris Brown, "No Air"
Flo Rida Featuring T-Pain, "Low"
Lil Mama featuring Chris Brown & T-Pain, "Shawty Get Loose"
Madonna featuring Justin Timberlake, "4 Minutes"
Nelly featuring Fergie, "Party People"

No Air is awesome, but 4 Minutes, Shawty Get Loose, and Low were much better.


Choice Music: Female Artist
* Miley Cyrus
Britney Spears
Fergie
Mariah Carey
Rihanna

Ignoring the fatc that the 4 losing women have at least SOME talent, how the intercourse  did Mariah lose to Miley? Of those 4 to lose to Miley, Mariah? Fuck you.

Breakout Group
* Jonas Brothers
Day 26
Girlicious
OneRepublic
Paramore

OneRepublic makes Jonas look like poop. Fuck this.

Choice Music: Love Song
* Jonas Brothers, "When You Look Me in the Eyes"
Leona Lewis, "Bleeding Love"
Colbie Caillat, "Bubbly"
Chris Brown & Jordin Sparks, "No Air"
Alica Keys, "No One"

No One, No Air, and Bleeding Love are intercourse ing amazing songs. Fuck you Jonas, you have no talent. Really. You guys suck.


Choice Music: Rap/Hip-Hop Track
* Lil Mama featuring Chris Brown and T-Pain, "Shawty Get Loose"
Kanye West featuring Chris Martin, "Homecoming"
Nelly featuring Fergie, "Party People"
Pitbull featuring Lil Jon, "The Anthem"
Lupe Fiasco featuring Matthew Santos, "Superstar"

I agree with Lil Mama winning. However, HOW THE FUCK did Superstar get nominated? I mean really, that song is pure poop.

Choice Male Hottie
* Jonas Brothers
Chace Crawford
Chris Brown
Taylor Kitsch
Zac Efron

Chris should have won easily.

Choice Female Hottie
* Vanessa Hudgens
Blake Lively
Hayden Panettiere
Megan Fox
Rihanna

Rihanna and Hayden >>>>>> Vanessa


Choice Red Carpet Fashion Icon Male
* Jonas Brothers
Chris Brown
Pete Wentz
Shia LaBeouf
Zac Efron

Jonas have no fashion. -_-

[Light]

Choice Movie Drama
* Step Up 2: The Streets
...That beat out 21?

First thing that came to my mind. That whole thing was a load of garbage. The fact that Miley Cyrus hosted it proves it.

[Mystic]

I'm sure 21 was better than Step Up 2, but I didn't say anything cause I haven't seen either. But based off of the first movie, I doubt SU2 was dramatic.

[えっちーせんぱい]

Woo nonsense none of us should really care about~

[ChaosEmeralds7]

It's reasons like this why I hate my generation.

I really want to just punch some of these people in the face. And Miley intercourse ing Cirus does NOT beat out ANYONE from "My Name is Earl". >_>