Dear teenagers,

[Triforceman22]

WTF.

Teen choice awards suck dick. :|

And Lost should have won best action adventure show.... >:(

[Chloroform?]

This list is disgusting. Then again, the people that really vote for it are 9-12 years old, so it means nothing.

[thunderhero4]

Wow...College Road Trip?

I am so glad High School Musical 3 didnt come out, or it would be everywhere...just like that darn Miley Cyrus X_X I hate High School Musical...

I dislike Nickelodeon now, and Disney Channel, and now even Cartoon Network. They all changed for the worst

[HTA!]

Blegh...

I can't wait until Jonas Brothers crash and burn. D:

[HTA!]

Wow...College Road Trip?

I am so glad High School Musical 3 didnt come out, or it would be everywhere...just like that dang Miley Cyrus X_X I hate High School Musical...

I dislike Nickelodeon now, and Disney Channel, and now even Cartoon Network. They all changed for the worst

I miss House of Mouse. ;-;

[Linkman]

Full of Fail.

[thunderhero4]

Wow...College Road Trip?

I am so glad High School Musical 3 didnt come out, or it would be everywhere...just like that dang Miley Cyrus X_X I hate High School Musical...

I dislike Nickelodeon now, and Disney Channel, and now even Cartoon Network. They all changed for the worst

I miss House of Mouse. ;-;

Dude, you never see Mickey anywhere on that channel anymore! And he was the iconic figure of the greatest film/cartoon company that is Disney. Now its just Hannah Montana and a bunch of little kid shows nobody cares about but little kids...

[Triforceman22]

yeah!
Now all you see on disney are those poopty live action shows.

i'm looking at you Raven, Hannah, Zack and Cody. >:(

i want Mickey Mouse shows! ;_;

[Mystic]

yeah!
Now all you see on disney are those poopty live action shows.

i'm looking at you Raven, Hannah, Zack and Cody. >:(

i want Mickey Mouse shows! ;_;

Raven was awesome. Zack and Cody was good also.

Kim Possible, Raven, Zack and Cody, and Phil of the Future were Disney Channel's last good shows. The only good Cory In The House episode is the one with Raven in it. Hannah Montana sucks. Wizards would be ok if they didn't try so darn hard to be funny, cause it doesn't work. The Replacements...oh god...ew.

The only good show Disney makes anymore is PR. Everything else that's good on either Disney channels are reruns.

At least Disney is airing HSM every night anymore. Thank you.

[Tupin]

I think Mickey Mouse has some show that still airs, but it has an odd airing schedule to make way for Hanna Montana. Plus, it's for toddlers, so it's no House of Mouse.

I loved the House of Mouse.  :(

Oh, and I hate The Replacements.

[Java]

Let's see all the times I lol'd:

Choice Movie Drama
* Step Up 2: The Streets
21
August Rush
Into the Wild
Stop-Loss
(I'm sure Step Up 2 was not better than 21 or August Rush.)

Choice Movie Actress Action Adventure
* Rachel Bilson, Jumper
Abigail Breslin, Nim's Island
Christina Ricci, Speed Racer
Diane Kruger, National Treasure: Book of Secrets
Gwyneth Paltrow, Iron Man
(Especially this one. HOW THE HELL DID THE WORST ACTOR/ACTORESS IN THE MOVIE WIN THIS AWARD?! The movie sucked, but Rachel was the most annoying character in the movie! Should have gone to Gwyneth Paltrow for sure)

Choice Movie Actress Horror/Thriller
* Jessica Alba, The Eye
Brittany Snow, Prom Night
Liv Tyler, The Strangers
Odette Yustman, Cloverfield
Shannon Sossamon, One Missed Call
(Prom Night was terrible. How the hell was it nominated?)


Choice Movie Breakout Male
* Drake Bell, Superhero Movie
Jim Sturgess, 21; Across the Universe
Ben Barnes, The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
Jason Segel, Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Michael Cera, Superbad; Juno
(How the hell did he beat Jim Sturgess? I wasn't even aware that anyone watched that movie.)

Choice TV Show Comedy
* Hannah Montana
Desperate Housewives
How I Met Your Mother
Two and a Half Men
Ugly Betty
(Do I really need to explain?)

Choice TV Celebrity Reality
* The Hills
Keeping Up with the Kardashians
Life of Ryan
Rob & Big
Run's House
(How anyone can watch this show is beyond me.)

Choice TV Actress Comedy
* Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana
America Ferrera, Ugly Betty
Christina Applegate, Samantha Who?
Jaime Pressly, My Name Is Earl
Tina Fey, 30 Rock
('Nuff said)

Choice TV Villain
* Ed Westwick, Gossip Girl
Michael Rosenbaum, Smallville
Spencer Pratt, The Hills
Vanessa Williams, Ugly Betty
Zachary Quinto, Heroes
(Love some of the nominees XD)

Choice Music: Single
* Jonas Brothers, "When You Look Me in the Eyes"
Chris Brown, "With You"
Madonna featuring Justin Timberlake, "4 Minutes"
Miley Cyrus, "See You Again"
Rihanna, "Don't Stop the Music"
(You're kidding me right? Even "See You Again" was better than that crap.)


Choice Music: Female Artist
* Miley Cyrus
Britney Spears
Fergie
Mariah Carey
Rihanna
(Riiiiiight...)


Breakout Group
* Jonas Brothers
Day 26
Girlicious
OneRepublic
Paramore
(No. Just no.)


Choice Music: Love Song
* Jonas Brothers, "When You Look Me in the Eyes"
Leona Lewis, "Bleeding Love"
Colbie Caillat, "Bubbly"
Chris Brown & Jordin Sparks, "No Air"
Alica Keys, "No One"
(Seriously?! They sound like dying cats when they sing. How is that romantic?)


Total of 12 times.

[Moriarty]

Seriously?! They sound like dying cats when they sing. How is that romantic?

Just so no one gets confused, dying cats sound like the Boston Pops compared to the Jonas Brothers. I would listen to screeching, dying cats over the Shitty Brothers any day.

[PsychoYoshi]

I'm not a teen yet.

underage b&

[Bronsen]

With only a few exceptions, most of the nominees to choose from sucked.  What else can you expect?

[Parakeet.]

You can't expect much of an award show where one of the categories is "Hottie."