Football or American Football?

[Spam]

Should I play soccer or football?

[Cecil_and_Kain]

Play the one that's fun. Oh wait.. I just canceled them both out.

[Doodle]

It depends which one you like...and if you're big enough to play football.
If you're really skinny like me, you'd probably get destroyed. :P

[HTA!]

Soccer = Gay
Football = Not Gay

Easy choice.

[JrDude]

Soccer = Gay
Football = Not Gay

Easy choice.

Soccer: Kicking balls into goals.
Football: Jump on men to prevent them from getting a point.

[HTA!]

Soccer = Gay
Football = Not Gay

Easy choice.

Soccer: Kicking balls into goals.
Football: Jump on men to prevent them from getting a point.

Soccer: Gay shorts and Dollar Tree knee socks
Football: Kickass helmet

The jumping on men is canceled out by how kickass the sport in general is.

[JrDude]

Soccer = Gay
Football = Not Gay

Easy choice.

Soccer: Kicking balls into goals.
Football: Jump on men to prevent them from getting a point.

Soccer: Gay shorts and Dollar Tree knee socks
Football: Kickass helmet

The jumping on men is canceled out by how kickass the sport in general is.

So you'd jump on a man for a helmet?

[HTA!]

Soccer = Gay
Football = Not Gay

Easy choice.

Soccer: Kicking balls into goals.
Football: Jump on men to prevent them from getting a point.

Soccer: Gay shorts and Dollar Tree knee socks
Football: Kickass helmet

The jumping on men is canceled out by how kickass the sport in general is.

So you'd jump on a man for a helmet?

If it was Gold and Black yes. :3

[Cecil_and_Kain]

Soccer = Gay
Football = Not Gay

Easy choice.

I was under the assumption that sports were asexual. I guess you learn something new every day.

[HTA!]

Soccer = Gay
Football = Not Gay

Easy choice.

I was under the assumption that sports were asexual. I guess you learn something new every day.

Glad I can help, no applause please.

[JrDude]

Soccer = Gay
Football = Not Gay

Easy choice.

I was under the assumption that sports were asexual. I guess you learn something new every day.

Glad I can help, no applause please.

Sorry, no one planned to give you one.

[Lotos]

Soccer

[Anarchy_Jas]

Soccer! Makes you more beastly! XD

- Constant play time (No stopping after a "play")
- Think on your feet (No time to "plan" like in football)
- You get away with more violent things (Believe me >=3)
- You can step out of bounds (without the ball of course)
- You hardly even use your darn feet in FOOTball unlike in futbul
- Us soccer players don't need all that intercourse in' padding and poop. We can take a ball to the gut or face, break a wrist, sprain an ankle, get tackled by the biggest person on Defense, and STILL play because we're that darn tough.
- Us females love us some soccer playas. x3

[Mystic]

lol soccer

Football is win.

[jnfs2014]

Soccer-Good kicking skills. No pads. For lighter people.
Football-Good running and passing skills. Pads. For muscular and fast people.