superceremony

Dill · August 19, 2008, 08:37:30 PM

Today, we gather for a most momentous of events. As today, we see the falling of two champions, and the rising of two more. Our shining entity of supernef, Joe "Joe" Cino, was kidnapped by a group of radicals bent on taking over the universe and held for ransom. Unable to pay the ransom, we were forced to hide a nail file inside of a birthday cake. Joe used this to break out of captivity and change his identity. Afterwards he fled to Guatemala, and traded identities with several Elvis impersonators. By now we haven't the slightest idea who, where, or when he is. The only proof we have of him still being alive is that a few days from now, he sent us a message, telling us that he cannot hold his position as supernef any longer, as he lost it when he first switched places with an Elvis impersonator named Robert Spike, who was recently found in a Turkish prison, dead in a pool of his own urine.

And our well-esteemed Ignatius Andrew Angeli?o, had strayed off the path of superness, which ultimately resulted in him becoming a hitchhiker. We brought him back to our estates, where he was stoned in the town square.

But let us not ponder in what we've lost, but what we have gained. Standing before us are two of the most super fellows in all of the FCD county. James Heathrow Popinski II and Gerard Benson Moriarty have shown exceedingly super behavior in the past couple of months. Because of this, we have decided to give the two of them honorary supernefship. Do you accept this position as supernef?

Moriarty · August 19, 2008, 08:45:47 PM

I am very saddened for the unfortunate events that have occurred recently and graciously accept said award. It is not at these tragic times that we should mope around for the lost and loved ones, but we shall try to progress forward and move on with our lives as they are so fragile. Joe "Joe" Cino and Ignatius Andrew Angeli?o will be missed despite the fact that one fell off the path of superness and the other endured a string of unfortunate occurrences.

I will do my best with this supernefship and hope I can lead a super life for myself and everyone.

Good day everyone. Thank you.

Mr. SodaPopinski · August 19, 2008, 08:47:08 PM

What can a man like myself say? I am very flattered that I am to be deemed super enough to join in this esteemed league of gentlemen. It is quite an honor.

Despite the numerous letters I received stating I was all that AND a bag of chips, I never let this go to my head. And now, as I embark into this spectacular group that is supernef, I feel as if I have actually done something with legal insanity.

Since I do not wish to waste your time...I wish to thank Bela Lugosi, Christopher Lee, and Gary Oldman. For all playing superb Draculas, and Dracula is one cool cat. Oh...I also would like to thank Max Shreck, who can forget Nosferatu? I sure can't.

Anyways, thank you supernef, I trust my time here will be quite the joyride!

Chloroform? · August 19, 2008, 08:54:36 PM

Then by the power invested in my 100th post, I now pronounce you, James Heathrow Popinski II, and Gerard Benson Moriarty, supernef. May you sail the wings of time with a whole new perspective on your surroundings. You will find it far more enjoyable than you ever could have perceived.

Good night, and good luck!!

jnfs2014 · August 19, 2008, 08:56:38 PM

Hall of Fame board?

Vive/Scarffle · August 19, 2008, 10:00:43 PM

Wahhh~ @n@
/Comes in to ruin everything.
Tory!! had ordered me to participate in such matter due to my title as the "Aleph One". And so I congratulate you two on achieving such greatness in order to be honored with the title as supernerfer.
/Claps
I will now leave since I have nothing better to say.
/walks away.

....

Did I do good Tory!!..?
83?

The Riddler · August 20, 2008, 02:50:02 PM

Where the intercourse is my reward? I have slaves slave over a hot stove every night for you ungrateful bastards and even let you have sexual intercourse with my sister. That's it!

I QUIT!

Kaz · August 21, 2008, 01:54:47 AM

I feel so unimportant.

RedRaider · August 21, 2008, 05:43:34 AM

i got lost on the first 5 letter word help plz

Mystic · August 21, 2008, 11:38:27 AM

Dill Pickle

Ares300 · August 21, 2008, 02:15:23 PM

So...............Dill just made a long post for no reason at all? Or did I miss something again?

… · August 21, 2008, 02:59:45 PM

Quote from: Ares300 on August 21, 2008, 02:15:23 PM
So...............Dill just made a long post for no reason at all? Or did I miss something again?

It's probably some FCD related thing.

tibar21 · August 21, 2008, 03:18:57 PM

is this a joke?

Dill · August 21, 2008, 08:35:02 PM

Quote from: Ares300 on August 21, 2008, 02:15:23 PM
So...............Dill just made a long post for no reason at all? Or did I miss something again?

To be fair, this post has more reason in it than any of my other ones.