If Kirby...

[Water ☮]

If Kirby were to suck you up what powers/abilities would he get?

from me he would get my smarts and finally learn to talk  :O

(-Stolen from ultraneko-)

[SkyMyl]

Not a life, that's for sure. >_>

Decent Video Game Skills, probably.

[Kaz]

He would gain the ability to write poems in a little blue notebook that nobody cares about and be generally useless otherwise

... :'(

[JrDude]

The power of a chronic masturbator.

[Zovistograt]

The power of anime obsession.

[Kilroy]

Be awesome at Warcraft

And what JrDude said.






Wait, how the hell does Kirby masturbate? ;-;

[Tupin]

Be awesome at Warcraft

And what JrDude said.






Wait, how the hell does Kirby masturbate? ;-;

He doesn't.

He's a baby. The story is that Kirby was created in a lab and put in a chamber to age him for a while before he could become a meta knight, but someone took him out to save the world before that.

[JrDude]

Be awesome at Warcraft

And what JrDude said.






Wait, how the hell does Kirby masturbate? ;-;

He doesn't.

He's a baby. The story is that Kirby was created in a lab and put in a chamber to age him for a while before he could become a meta knight, but someone took him out to save the world before that.

Then sucking me up would make parts of his body mature faster then.

[Mario583]

Be awesome at Warcraft

And what JrDude said.

Wait, how the hell does Kirby masturbate? ;-;

He doesn't.

He's a baby. The story is that Kirby was created in a lab and put in a chamber to age him for a while before he could become a meta knight, but someone took him out to save the world before that.

Then sucking me up would make parts of his body mature faster then.

Like his...............................body  ::)
Thought I was gonna say Penis?

[Macawmoses]

He'd likely become a History expert of sorts.

[Lohn Jocke]

He'd get the abilities to play as himself, and do well at it! :)

[Shujinco2]

My psyonic powers.

And my quick temper and explosive anger. :)