Stupid things you've heard people say.

[Syncopathic]

I was in class, and for some reason, we started talking about icebergs.
One of the students said "Why doesn't NASA build a space ship to take all the melting icebergs to space?"
I responded "They can't, it's too expensive, and I doubt NASA can build something that can carry something that heavy." He said " Then just make a big bowl to hold all of it in".
"Shut the intercourse  up dude."

Your turn.

[Mystic]

"That's what she said"

[Zovistograt]

"If I close Firefox, does that mean I'm being disconnected from the Internet?"

[Water ☮]

"If I close Firefox, does that mean I'm being disconnected from the Internet?"

lulz

I have nothing to contribute :(

[Tupin]

Nothing that good to contribute.

But that's funny.

[えっちーせんぱい]

"Can you fix my computer?"
"How much?"
"A dollar."
-exit stage left-

[CommanderFlint]

"I thought Micheal Jordon was the gay one...."
"Didn't Nintendo first release the Genesis??

That is all....not really good ones.

[Water ☮]

I found this!

"It's not the pollution that's affecting our environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that's doing it"-G.W. Bush

[Linkman]

I found this!

"It's not the pollution that's affecting our environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that's doing it"-G.W. Bush

Oh god....

[Zovistograt]

"I don't like anime because I watched Naruto and didn't like it."

Not directly said by anyone in particular, but...yeah.

[Mystic]

I found this!

"It's not the pollution that's affecting our environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that's doing it"-G.W. Bush

xD

Fucking dumbass.

[Eizweir]

I found this!

"It's not the pollution that's affecting our environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that's doing it"-G.W. Bush

xD

f***ing dumbass.

I thought that Al Gore said that...

[Java]

On my vacation in California, I went to Palo Alto and I heard this girl say to her friend:

"...And even though sucky people aren't that sucky."

My brother and I looked at each other, laughed and he said "What an intelligent conversation they're having".

It was pretty funny at the moment.

[Riosan]

I believe Blaziken's said once that he wasn't annoying.

So I thought that was pretty amusing.

[Kilroy]

Person: "How do I change my homepage?"
Me: Err, lemme ask you this first. When you click on a link, does it open up in a tab or a window?
Person: "Yeah, Window Vista!"