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Kaz

Quote<+Mithos> My mom grounded me for being gay.

Rius

Two memorable statements from the executive principal of my school:

"Teachers, only count the warm bodies you can touch. If you can't see them, don't count them. We need a body count."

"Students, I must remind you that this is a learning-free environment."

Shujinco2

My brother told me "Your mom" after I said he was stupid.

Point proven.

Doodle

#48
OH, I got one now! This was in health class a few days ago. We were telling unique things about ourselves, lol.

Girl - Well...um...oh! I was born in Alaska!
Teacher - Oh! Did you hear about the governor of Alaska being McCain's running mate?
Girl - What's a McCain?

:D
YEAH

Red

Quote from: DOODLEboy99 on September 04, 2008, 12:52:24 PM
OH, I got one now! This was in health class a few days ago. We were telling unique things about ourselves, lol.

Girl - Well...um...oh! I was born in Alaska!
Teacher - Oh! Did you hear about the governor of Alaska being McCain's running mater?
Girl - What's a McCain?

:D
Wow, can people be that out of date? >.<

TheAnonymusElmo

Talking about Euthanasia, one kid raises his hand.

"Euthanasia? I thought we were talking abotu kids in Asia". He was dead intercourse ing serious.
"I will flip in the air, open my cheeks, and take a crap on you"-Kid at school


Omega12

"...Come join the DDR club" - Morning school announcements

after that the whole class started laughing

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Zovistograt

Quote from: Omega12 on September 04, 2008, 01:32:36 PM
"...Come join the DDR club" - Morning school announcements

after that the whole class started laughing
Why?

I'd be estastic and be the first one to bust down that door trying to sign up.
"I lovat a gabber.  I could listen to maure and moravar again.  Regn onder river.  Flies do your float.  Thick is the life for mere." - James Joyce (Finnegans Wake, page 213)

Water ☮

My English teacher said that if I'm absent from class it will result in sending me home from school :|

えっちーせんぱい

Quote from: Zovistograt on September 04, 2008, 01:37:07 PM
Quote from: Omega12 on September 04, 2008, 01:32:36 PM
"...Come join the DDR club" - Morning school announcements

after that the whole class started laughing
Why?

I'd be estastic and be the first one to bust down that door trying to sign up.
I'd probably be in it before it was announced, now what~

Mario583

Quote from: Blaze-San on September 04, 2008, 04:03:34 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on September 04, 2008, 01:37:07 PM
Quote from: Omega12 on September 04, 2008, 01:32:36 PM
"...Come join the DDR club" - Morning school announcements

after that the whole class started laughing
Why?

I'd be estastic and be the first one to bust down that door trying to sign up.
I'd probably be in it before it was announced, now what~
Annoucement: Eveyone!, there is a Stepmaina club.  Go sign up to prove your faggotry worthiness

えっちーせんぱい

Quote from: Mario583 on September 04, 2008, 04:11:33 PM
Quote from: Blaze-San on September 04, 2008, 04:03:34 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on September 04, 2008, 01:37:07 PM
Quote from: Omega12 on September 04, 2008, 01:32:36 PM
"...Come join the DDR club" - Morning school announcements

after that the whole class started laughing
Why?

I'd be estastic and be the first one to bust down that door trying to sign up.
I'd probably be in it before it was announced, now what~
Annoucement: Eveyone!, there is a Stepmaina club.  Go sign up to prove your faggotry worthiness
You can go to hell along with Kaz and Rio <3

Mario583

Quote from: Blaze-San on September 04, 2008, 04:13:18 PM
Quote from: Mario583 on September 04, 2008, 04:11:33 PM
Quote from: Blaze-San on September 04, 2008, 04:03:34 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on September 04, 2008, 01:37:07 PM
Quote from: Omega12 on September 04, 2008, 01:32:36 PM
"...Come join the DDR club" - Morning school announcements

after that the whole class started laughing
Why?

I'd be estastic and be the first one to bust down that door trying to sign up.
I'd probably be in it before it was announced, now what~
Annoucement: Eveyone!, there is a Stepmaina club.  Go sign up to prove your faggotry worthiness
You can go to hell along with Kaz and Rio <3
D;

You hate me us for ripping on your poop?

Mario583

Quote from: TheAnonymusElmo on September 04, 2008, 01:18:49 PM
Talking about Euthanasia, one kid raises his hand.

"Euthanasia? I thought we were talking abotu kids in Asia". He was dead intercourse ing serious.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I take it that he doesn't know Euthanasia = Killing your pets...painlessly of course. >_>

えっちーせんぱい

Quote from: Mario583 on September 04, 2008, 04:15:53 PM
Quote from: Blaze-San on September 04, 2008, 04:13:18 PM
Quote from: Mario583 on September 04, 2008, 04:11:33 PM
Quote from: Blaze-San on September 04, 2008, 04:03:34 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on September 04, 2008, 01:37:07 PM
Quote from: Omega12 on September 04, 2008, 01:32:36 PM
"...Come join the DDR club" - Morning school announcements

after that the whole class started laughing
Why?

I'd be estastic and be the first one to bust down that door trying to sign up.
I'd probably be in it before it was announced, now what~
Annoucement: Eveyone!, there is a Stepmaina club.  Go sign up to prove your faggotry worthiness
You can go to hell along with Kaz and Rio <3
D;

You hate me us for ripping on your poop?
I hate those two because they think they're better than everyone else, going around and insulting for no reason. You're just stupid.