If you...

[Spam]

If you were in a band what would be you band's name and what would be on your tour bus?

Mine would be the Skinless Leopard and we would have a bald poodle on it with red eyes and on fire.

So what about you?

[Sgt.Chilly]

Killer Cactus.

The bus would have a picture of a lone cactus in a desert with a guitar jammed thru it.

[Silverhawk79]

The Beets.
It'd look like awesome.
OHEEOHHHH...
KILLER TOFUUUUUU

[Kaz]

The Beets.
It'd look like awesome.
OHEEOHHHH...
KILLER TOFUUUUUU

i love you patty mayonnaise

Anyway my band would be The Red Barchettas and I have no idea what would be on the bus.

[Lotos]

Band name: Headshot Genocide (maybe?)
Bus: I dunno.  Ripples of red everywhere!

[Java]

I'll go with "Los Gatos Negros", which probably is a band already.

On the bus, I'd have a black cat, of course.

[Zovistograt]

Name: "Vanquishock"

Bus: Moé anime girl being electrocuted by another anime girl's synthesizer/ray gun.

[Friendly Hostile]

Shitting Rainbows and, intercourse  a tour bus, we'd have blimp.  That spewed glitter.

[HTA!]

Gringos of the Traveling Sweater Vest

Bus would be sponsored by Saltines

[Kilroy]

band: asdf
The tour bus would say asdf in Arial.

[Silverhawk79]

Shitting Rainbows and, intercourse  a tour bus, we'd have blimp.  That spewed glitter.

I chuckled.

[Level_9_Chao]

Ignoring my real band, I'd have to be in either The Band-Aid Brigade or The Amazing Breakable Sharks.

Bus would be made out of broken sharks, held together by Band-Aids.

Jesus could hop on too. I mean, hell, he's Jesus.

[GreatGonzales106]

My band would be called GerbilSlam and my bus would have nothing on it except for the band name taking up the whole right side.

[Syncopathic]

Reyes de la Muerte.

As for the bus...
I don't quite know.

My band would be called THE GAME

And on the bus it would just say You just lost it.

What a poopty band and bus.

[Kaz]

My band would be called THE GAME

And on the bus it would just say You just lost it.

Please tell me you're not always that retarded.