I was at this casino minding my own business...

[Moriarty]

...and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

[Silverhawk79]

I don't have a microwave oven but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks poop.

[Dill]

Ya see, Marcus, we're the geeks. We're the ones put in the cages for all the people to laugh at and see. It's not just talkin' about you an' me, Marcus; it's talkin' about the bankers, the the farmers, even the white man. This song is sayin' a hell of a lot about society! Ya digg?

Nah man, I still don't get it. Play the tape again.

[Silverhawk79]

I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.

[Gwen Khan]

I have an idea lets combine the urinal and the water fountain.

[Moriarty]

I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographers' fault! Bigfoot is blurry... and that's extra scary to me. Cause there's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside.