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Started by Dill, September 20, 2008, 10:37:42 AM

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Dill

He comes, Sir Rhino, slowly but surely. His palms embrace my neck, quite the reunion. The fingers slowly interlace, and the gap closes. Hope ascends to the clouds, relieving itself of a most dutiful task. All is lost.

But behold, the mighty warrior, shielded by a capsule made by none other than the white-coated gods above. He slips past the defenses, a true portrait of guile. He suppresses the enemy, but not for long. The battle will continue, until the battle field is reduced to its slimy rubble. He will leave, they say, he will leave soon.

But not soon enough.

What do you do when you get a cold? I usually ignore it, as reverse psychology has always won the battle in my body, but I'm fine with experimenting. Right now I took some strange red and green pills someone suggested, but the only thing that's doing is making everything incredibly loud and bright.

Lotos

I take medicine, but I usually blow it off as allergies.

Dill

Quote from: Lotos on September 20, 2008, 10:45:38 AM
I take medicine, but I usually blow it off as allergies.

Wonderful suggestion, Watson! I shall immediately depart for the nearest drug store and tell them that I need what my good man Nintendogamer calls "medicine".

Mr. SodaPopinski

I usually just fight it out. But I will take Dymatap (spelling?) and what not.

Syncopathic

I just ignore colds.
The only time I don't is when my nose is stuffed up, so I just use nasal spray.

Macawmoses

Typically fight it off, but I drink Buckley's, that is good poop. My grandpa also has some ancient home remedy stuff that clears you out good, but that's only for real bad colds.

Jono2


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...I'm not even gonna touch this one.

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Zovistograt

I take Benadryl or Robitussin, depending on if I feel I'm more sneeze- or cough-prone that day.
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Rius

If I start showing symptoms, I drink lots of orange juice throughout the day and take a Tylenol at night. Next morning, I feel better, though I might still have a runny nose.

Redpaige13

Chicken noodle soup and Sprite.

One time in High school, I had some really bad allergies and a cold.  So before going to school, I took some cough medicine for my cough, some Sudafed for my sneezing, and Benadryl for my runny nose. 

Next thing I know, I'm tripping-out in 1st period, then I'm escorted to the nurses office high as a intercourse ing kite.

FORNICATION BABY!

Kilroy

I ignore most mild sicknesses, Medicine is disgusting.
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Dill

Quote from: Redpaige13 on September 20, 2008, 04:28:36 PM
Chicken noodle soup and Sprite.

One time in High school, I had some really bad allergies and a cold.  So before going to school, I took some cough medicine for my cough, some Sudafed for my sneezing, and Benadryl for my runny nose. 

Next thing I know, I'm tripping-out in 1st period, then I'm escorted to the nurses office high as a intercourse ing kite.

I once went to a Catholic wedding like that. Needless to say, I would have preferred showing up that way much more than sober, because Catholic weddings are incredibly boring when the priest doesn't have wings and is playing the flute.

QuoteI ignore most mild sicknesses, Medicine is disgusting.

Are you suggesting sneezing on your mates is? I won't judge, because maybe you're into that thing. Kind of kinky, if you ask me.

Kilroy

Quote from: Dill on September 20, 2008, 04:33:11 PM
QuoteI ignore most mild sicknesses, Medicine is disgusting.

Are you suggesting sneezing on your mates is? I won't judge, because maybe you're into that thing. Kind of kinky, if you ask me.
If sneezing is involved with the sickness, I keep tissues with me. I rarely turn my head just to let loads of mucus on my friends.
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ThePowerOfOne

They don't hit me very hard. I just try and ignore it and go out and do something. Then I forget about it.

Moriarty

A cold can sometimes be quite easy to overcome, just by virtue of strength and willpower. However it can at times be ridiculously difficult to overcome, and this has led me to find a good counter-attack for it. I have not tried this yet, but I hear from numerous sources that it does in fact (usually) work:

Take 8 oz. of Diamondback Rattlesnake (Crotalus adamanteus) blood plasma and mix it with 10 oz. of South Australian Peppin Merino Sheep (Ovis aries) blood. After this, a sprinkle of Zinc powder and Chamomile should be mixed in and stirred. Let it set for 20 minutes, then refrigerate for 2 hours.

Then after 24 hours, you can resume your work accordingly.
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