I am sick

[phatyo]

My throat is sore and I can't swallow poop because it burns. I did get to stay home today :]

[Silverhawk79]

Gargle saltwater, I've heard it helps. Or maybe everyone says that as a cruel joke. >.>

[noodle976]

Are you going to miss being able to swallow poop?

[SkyMyl]

Gargle saltwater, I've heard it helps.

This.

Or maybe everyone says that as a cruel joke. >.>

kthxbai

[britneymahboy]

Swallowing poop, to my understanding, has never been an easy task.  Unless, of course, you  fancy that kind of stuff.

[Doodle]

Yeah, I think gargling salt water helps.
Take some medicine.

[Ridley]

Listerene helps.

[Java]

Maybe all the poop you swallowed made you sick.

[Mario583]

I swallow poop :]

[ThePowerOfOne]

I swallow poop :]

I love those smileys <3

[Mario583]

I swallow poop :]

I love those smileys <3

Me too

[Dill]

Have you tried smoking menthol?

[Syncopathic]

You swallow poop?
What are you? a scat pornstar?
Hey, at least the reason you're sick is obvious.

[Beatnik]

"lololol u eat poops"

Guys, the same joke can only be made so many times before it becomes tedious.

[Mystic]

"lololol u eat poops"

Guys, the same joke can only be made so many times before it becomes tedious.

Welcome to NSF -_-