The unofficial "Alter an update"

[Revolation]

Yeah, this is just another copycat thread, but hey, I just wat to add a little humor to this board. I'm going to take the giga bowser update and "spice it up" a bit  ::).......... ;D

Observe:

<Giga Bowser Transformation>

What?! You can control Giga Bowser from Super Smash Bros. Melee?!

It's Bowser's Final Smash!!



Bowser grabs a Smash Ball! TRANSFORM!

Bowser:um...ok was that thing full of Msg.....Jr better close his nose tonight



....ok why are radiant rays of light coming out of me......yeah this doesn't look good




What, you think just because he's huge, you can needle him with lots of little attacks and keep him off balance? Heh heh... Yeah, you keep thinking that.

Mario: No wonder Yoshi says he still has that eteral chronic headache from me a Luigi crying when we were babies. This place is evil, the flowers and clouds are smiling at giga bowser's arrival

Fox: By checking my scouter, I see his power level is............... OVER 9000!

oh ok, and is wario ok in this picture, he has no pupils  :-\ Isn't that usually a bad sign or omen or something........nah warios ok......wario, hellooo....

Wario: Wa-ha-ha, Cool! I've never been eaten before  ;D


He must be invincible!

You can only be Giga Bowser for a short time, though, so you'd better take your enemies out while you can. Bear in mind, too, that while escaping from Giga Bowser, fighters might decide it's a good strategy to pick off the stragglers in his wake...

Zelda: "Link get over here!" *thinks: i can make thousands of necklaces with these claws* *laughs evily* *looks up at Bowser* "Oh hi their"

Giga Bowser: talks in demonic voice: "OOh, what do we have here"

Samus: OMG iT kRAID'S DOG o_0




Zelda: Hey bad breath! The platforms gona break any second now!

Giga Bowser: Not if I'm gonna win our staring contest!

Samus: ok, thier having a staring contest...Ok, does he have like a force field around him, because my fire attack is pitiful

Pit: Zelda's turned it into a daring contest.....if you know what I mean....NOW take this *hits bowser's shell* *long awkward silence* *everyone stares at pit* "Aw man I just got this sword!"
Yeah, I'm not funny at all  :robotveryhappy:, but I'm sure we have some comedians around here. Now, I would like to ask all of you to submit your own. :) I need a good laugh.

[Java]

There's already a thread just like this...

And sorry but most of those weren't very funny.  :-\

[Triforceman22]

um....

I already made a Thread like this.

Mine's hilarious. :D

[THELASTONESTANDING]

lol :P
but the update didn't 'flow' like an update :(