NSF is Now Hiring

[Macawmoses]

Did I get your hopes up? No, we're not after more mods, be they global/local/chat. No.

As I'm sure most of you haven't noticed, nsfcd.com is a Drupal "portal" of sorts. This lovely dovely home page is cute, and amazing, and awesome, and ____ ^______________^

However, it's also bland. Boring even. Why? Because nothing is on it. So, SUPERKOOL and I are teaming up once again. We've brought you Brawlin and Ballin (with help from others) and the 2nd NSFCD Awards. We're that awesome.

This time, we're after contributors to the home page. Yes, you, you there could be on the front page of NSFCD. It's unbelievable, I know. It doesn't matter if you're a Bane of Serious Discussion....well....it doesn't matter if you're any rank but BoSD, we want help. We want you.

That is, if you have the basic ability of reading and/or writing. Those of you whom possess good writing skills are encouraged to apply. If you can write reviews, news articles, or blurbs, you're welcome to try out.

Can you make comics? How about awesome Youtube videos? We might just want you, too!

The task would be to spruce up the front page. We'd have diggable content, awesome content, and tons of masculinity (even without Bluaki).

We want 4 of you to work with us. You'd be paid in some way, likely with vibrators, but it's to be negotiated. Plus you'd be proactive in helping NSF.

And never fear, if you can't do that fun stuff, other things will go on the front page. PotW will get a slot, Sigs, Tournaments and Contests, and maybe other pieces of work you may have.

TLDR: We want staff to write for the first page and sexify it. Send us an application with a sample of your work, us being me. We'll pick the top 4 of you. Only squares won't apply.

[Silverhawk79]

I can edit it anyways.
Post +1. :B

[Super]

You can be Sir Kool's right-hand man or woman. (Woman preferably).


Imagine the possibilities. Imagine the stomped colons.

[Kaz]

the only things i would write are music reviews and nonsensical bullpoop

[Friendly Hostile]

the only things i would write are music reviews and nonsensical bullpoop

i'd read it

[Macawmoses]

the only things i would write are music reviews and nonsensical bulls***

Like GF, I'd read it. Sounds fantastical.

[Silverhawk79]

the only things i would write are music reviews and nonsensical bullpoop

I like music reviews and nonsensical bullpoop. <3

[Matt]

My idea is full of win, but I am not going to post it.

[SkyMyl]

My idea is full of win, but I am not going to post it.

[Tupin]

I guess I could write a semi-review on something...

[Kaz]

the only things i would write are music reviews and nonsensical bullpoop

I like music reviews and nonsensical bullpoop. <3

Most of the albums I have are by no means modern, though...although I guess I have enough to do at least a few decent reviews. Depends on what someone considers "modern" enough to write about, I guess. I think the newest album I own is Black Holes and Revelations.

[Red]

I'll give it a try, since I enjoy writing.

[Nayrman]

I enjoy writing, and I make youtube videos...although they're not the best of quality.

I suppose I could write weekly anime reviews on some of the bigger name stuff (Bleach, One Piece, maybe Xam'd or whatever if I get around to watching it, etc.).  :robotindifferent:

[Red]

Oh, before I forget, when's the deadline? I want to know how much time I have, so I know whether I have to start writing during my English/Computer class or not.

[Mutilator7]

Cool idea, i would read and watch reviews and stuff on the front page