Silver, this drink is on you!

[Macawmoses]

8th-Circuit had a story on this, and while it didn't pass under my nose as an editor, it's up on the site:

http://8th-circuit.com/?q=node/422

What is it, though?

It's Tentacle Grape.



Tentacle Grape is everyone's favorite, new, and delicious energy drink. And with a name and image like that, you can't help but find it funny.

In fact, it's marketed to the so called Otaku, Comic Book Fans, Gamers, and the like. But order now, and you can get free condoms!

It's actually a hilarious name, in my eyes, and I imagine it's going to have brand recognition. Anyways, the press release.

MNEMOSYNE RELEASES NEW SODA, TENTACLE GRAPE

    NEW YORK, NY - December 29, 2008 –Mnemosyne LLC has teamed up with the people who brought you the Anime After Dark Film Festival to bring you a new taste sensation!

    This new beverage, inspired by the genre of adult Japanese animation called Hentai, is a perfect caffeine rush for gamers, cosplayers, and comic book fans.

    "Obviously I don't take the brand very seriously... we can't. The best I can do is develop products that I'd want to buy myself and frankly this is the right combination of ridiculous and delicious." Says brand creator, Dekker Dreyer.

    Each 12oz glass bottle of Tentacle Grape comes with a collectors' edition label limited to the first thousand cases. Six packs are currently available for pre-order at www.tentaclegrape.com for $15.99 plus shipping. Orders before January 5th 2009 will be eligible for complimentary Tentacle Grape branded condoms or bumper stickers.

    Additional flavors and label designs are slated for the third quarter of 2009.

    ABOUT MNEMOSYNE: Mnemosyne develops and manages products for fans of genre entertainment. Founded in 2004, Mnemosyne runs the massively-multiplayer game "Rubies of Eventide", and builds geek-chic brands including "Tentacle Grape" soda, and Lolcattz (collectible card game).

What's this...more brands?

Discuss your new favorite drink.

[jnfs2014]

lol, in the link it says Tentacle Rape.

[SkyMyl]

I'm so buying that.

[Java]

That's hilarious. :D
It took me a while to get the name. XD

[Ares300]

Lol. That cant miss.

[StarWindWizard7]

You coudln't pay me enough to drink something like that, let alone a Sexual Joke like name.....


Though, it is rather funny!

Cheers Silver! :D

[Syncopathic]

I need 15$.
Anyone want to chip in and help good old Sync?

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Ah what the heck I actually laughed at that. Makes me wonder what people are going to think of next though.

[StarWindWizard7]

Ah what the heck I actually laughed at that. Makes me wonder what people are going to think of next though.

I'll bet half the people won't even know what it may truly mean.  ::)

[Nayrman]

Ah what the heck I actually laughed at that. Makes me wonder what people are going to think of next though.

I'll bet half the people won't even know what it may truly mean.  ::)

any otaku would easily get it though...
that so funny I thought it was a joke at first!

[Link3588]

Tentacle Grape branded condoms

I want one.

[Mystic]

Anyone who buys that doesn't need condoms anyways.

[Macawmoses]

Anyone who buys that doesn't need condoms anyways.

Just because you wouldn't, doesn't mean others don't.

[Lotos]

I should go to Circuit City to go buy some.

[Tupin]

I'll try some if they sell it here. Most likely in a place like Hot Topic, they carry stuff like this.

Quick, someone email Fox News the website and let them stew over it and inaccurately report the press release for the lulz.

I wonder what the orange flavor will be called...