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The Official NSFCD "Corrupt A Wish" Thread

Started by ThePowerOfOne, January 02, 2009, 01:55:30 AM

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Shujinco2

You fall asleep for all of eternety.

I wish I could think of a wish right now. :-\

The Riddler

Granted, you think to wish for Rick Astley to come to your house every night to sing you a lullaby.

I wish I had more money.

Shujinco2

You get a penny.

I wish I had a real incarnation of the RYNO gun from Ratchet and Clank.

darkmario

You get it,but it blows up.

I wish this forum would get at least 200 more active members.

Shujinco2

They are from NS2.

I wish we got 200 active users that WERN'T from NS2.

Kilroy

They're from govteen.

I wish we had 200 more intelligent members.
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Shujinco2

We get 200 PY clones.

I wish I had enough coins in Brawl to beat All-Star mode on intense.

Nayrman

You get an infinite amount of coins, however All-Star on intense becomes physically impossible to beat, rendering the coins useless.



I wish I wasn't so busy

HTA!

You become a hobo, they have all the time in the world.

I wish I didn't have to write this paper. D:

Shujinco2

You end up having to write a more tedious, longer, annoying paper instead... with 200 pages of reading and an oral presentation, all due tomarrow.

I wish the Eagles didn't lose to the Cards. :(

GreatGonzales106

They lose in the Super Bowl, causing more humiliation.


I wish that homework was never given while at the same time keeping the same amount of in-school work.

Rayquarian

Quote from: GreatGonzalez106 on January 19, 2009, 06:48:50 PM
They lose in the Super Bowl, causing more humiliation.


I wish that homework was never given while at the same time keeping the same amount of in-school work.
You fail every thing due to the lack of practice.

I wish I could never get sick.

THEBIRD

You are forced to endure every single day of school, event, or anything else you don't want to, because the whole "*cough* I'm sick" gag won't work anymore.

I wish I didn't have to sleep ever.

Triforce_Luigi

You grow desperately tired, but are unable to sleep. You try to take some sleeping pills, but overdose and die.

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow, but would still gain the knowledge I would have gotten by going to school.

THEBIRD

All your classes spend the day talking about how much they hate you and how glad they are that you are gone. You become so depressed that you kill yourself.

Payback, ninny <3

I wish I could make time go faster/slower just by changing the time/date on my watch.