The Official NSFCD "Corrupt A Wish" Thread

[Triforce_Luigi]

You accidentally speed time up too fast, instantly aging everyone and everything, causing it all turn to dust.

I wish I had a watch like that, but it doesn't cause any serious problems like Birdie's.

[THEBIRD]

You accidently set it to 50 years in the future, and then it breaks from overuse.

I wish I could make a wish that wasn't corruptible.

[Triforce_Luigi]

Your wish comes true, but you waste that non-corruptible wish on accident.

I wish that I could erase anyone I wanted from history, and that this wish is completely safe from corruption in any form, shape or manner.

[GreatGonzales106]

You accidentally wish to erase yourself after extreme embarassment.


I wish I didn't just forget to wish for something.

[Kilroy]

You don't forget, but your wish is to kill every human being on the planet. EVERYONE DIES THE END.

I wish I was more awesome.

[THEBIRD]

You become in high demand for your awesomeness, but end up getting assassinated within the year.

I wish I could fly without the use of machinery or any other technology.

[Nayrman]

You can fly, but it's only for a millimeter off the ground.

I wish anime filler didn't exist

[SkyMyl]

Anime becomes much shorter without fillers. Then someone else wishes that Anime lasted longer, thus cancelling out your wish.

I wish that I had an Xbox 360.

[Kilroy]

The first one you get gets the Red Ring of Death 2.0, thus cursing every other Xbox 360 you play or acquire get the original Red Ring of Death.

I wish I didn't have a terrible headache.

[Java]

You get a migraine instead.

I wish I was able to mange my time better.

[Kilroy]

You manage time so well that you forget to do other needed activites, like eating and going to the bathroom. You explode from having so many wastes within you.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

[Rayquarian]

You manage time so well that you forget to do other needed activites, like eating and going to the bathroom. You explode from having so many wastes within you.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

You are now a fish.  Too bad you can't get into water from your computer chair.

I wish I was as perfect as perfectly possible.

[darkmario]

 "perfectly possible" is terrible.

I wish that made sense.

[Eizweir]

Everything becomes boring now that it all makes sense.
I wish I could play the guitar professionally.

[Triforce_Luigi]

You play guitar professionally, but become so loved that the fangirls accidentally crush you to death.

I wish we had longer weekends.