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The NSF Budget

Started by Phantom123, January 31, 2009, 05:40:51 PM

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Phantom123

I'm sure you've all noticed a certain banner, proclaiming "NSF: our budget is low :(" in our banner-rotation cycle. I am hear to announce that we shall fix this problem. Anyone have any specific plans on how we might accomplish this? Note, prostitution is not an option, as Silver's vagina looks like a trashbag (thanks to our having tried that last time)

1. Click ads before and after leaving (I mean seriously, are you such a vagina cleaning devicebag-intercourse ing cock-mongler that you can't click one intercourse ing button a couple hundred times every intercourse ing now and then, mother intercourse ing bum-rush-loving ninny?)

2. Donation (Fuck the intercourse in' poor, donate to intercourse ing NSFCD you intercourse ed up vagina face)

3. Buy NSFCD clothing (You dirty little poop hole, are you so fucing cheap that you won't give NSFCD money when THEY GIVE YOU A GOD DAMN SHIRT?! A SWEET ASS UBER SHIRT WHICH WILL MAKE GIRLS SUCK YOU TINY BABY PENIS, AND YOU STILL WON'T GIVE NSFCD THE MONEY IT HAS EARNED?! You are such a hard-gay cock mongler)

4. Silver gets a job (YOU DIRTY WHORE-SON. We all know you're in college. We also know you will never get laid or pass a god darn class. Therefore, your only options are a job to pay for us, or suicide, and I am too lazy to buy a bucket to mop up your guts. GET TO WORK. PREFERABLY SOMEWHERE THAT DOESN'T MIND IF YOU BREAK THEIR SHIT)


Kilroy

GOOD LORD IT'S YOU.

sup man
1984 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSTRUCTION NOT MANUAL
"yes you are anusface, but i am better than!!" - taw, steam forums
 FOR NSF MASCOT

Lotos

Click an ad every time you log in, click one before you leave.

ThePowerOfOne

Well, now that Christmas and all that crap is over, mabe I can afford to donate a little.

I just need a PayPal >_>

Zovistograt

I bought a shirt ^_^

Everyone buy shirts ^_^
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ThePowerOfOne

Quote from: Zovistograt on January 31, 2009, 05:47:36 PM
I bought a shirt ^_^

Everyone buy shirts ^_^
But...

...They're ugly...

Phantom123

I have updated the main post with all available ideas. And Phaze, I demand you take that back, or face anihilation


Lotos

Quote from: Phaze on January 31, 2009, 05:48:48 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on January 31, 2009, 05:47:36 PM
I bought a shirt ^_^

Everyone buy shirts ^_^
But...

...They're ugly...

Then they should send one to every member and we'd have to pay them to not have them sent to us.

SkyMyl

#8
Good job getting the point across, Phantom. =D

Quote from: Zovistograt on January 31, 2009, 05:47:36 PM
Everyone buy shirts ^_^
Okay, soon. ^_^

L10

Seriously. No.

1. Sounds like you're a 10 year old.
2. Not clicking on the ads since they're blocked.
3. Not donating because, I can't, and wont because I have other things I would like to spend my money on, such as a new laptop charger.
4. All the shirts suck.
0o!f

ThePowerOfOne

Quote from: Lichig0 on January 31, 2009, 07:10:46 PM
Seriously. No.

1. Sounds like you're a 10 year old.
2. Not clicking on the ads since they're blocked.
3. Not donating because, I can't, and wont because I have other things I would like to spend my money on, such as a new laptop charger.
4. All the shirts suck.
Go be emo somewhere else.

Gwen Khan


Kilroy

Quote from: Phaze on January 31, 2009, 07:37:03 PM
Quote from: Lichig0 on January 31, 2009, 07:10:46 PM
Seriously. No.

1. Sounds like you're a 10 year old.
2. Not clicking on the ads since they're blocked.
3. Not donating because, I can't, and wont because I have other things I would like to spend my money on, such as a new laptop charger.
4. All the shirts suck.
Go be emo somewhere else.
You're the emo one -_-
1984 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSTRUCTION NOT MANUAL
"yes you are anusface, but i am better than!!" - taw, steam forums
 FOR NSF MASCOT

TheDarkChief

Just to be noted, the banner was my idea.

Relevant to the main topic, no.


Link3588

I like having adds blocked.  As for the other options, I don't have the means to do any of them.