Destroy A Game/Apparently Vent About Games You Were Disappointed By

[Nayrman]

Oh, and here's a good one:
Take a game where the only reason someone would play it is that they could go fast and add team elements that require you to slow down, three unneeded difficulty levels, and add in a theme song to make it somewhat better.

which one is that?


and come on, nobody got the MP2 reference? :\

I got it...it was pretty obvious.
And he's talking about Sonic Heroes...
Although I don't really complain about Dark story though. The extra difficulty was kind of fun. It's Team Rose (c'mon, a three year old could beat Team Rose) and Chaotix...they were utter crap.

[Tupin]

Oh, and here's a good one:
Take a game where the only reason someone would play it is that they could go fast and add team elements that require you to slow down, three unneeded difficulty levels, and add in a theme song to make it somewhat better.

which one is that?


and come on, nobody got the MP2 reference? :\

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7jFNXekDBk

[Doodle]

Put a very popular first person shooter franchise for the Wii, only chop it up and take out lots of good things that are on the other versions, like shooting zombies. >:(

[Jono2]

Oh, and here's a good one:
Take a game where the only reason someone would play it is that they could go fast and add team elements that require you to slow down, three unneeded difficulty levels, and add in a theme song to make it somewhat better.

which one is that?


and come on, nobody got the MP2 reference? :\

I got it...it was pretty obvious.
And he's talking about Sonic Heroes...
Although I don't really complain about Dark story though. The extra difficulty was kind of fun. It's Team Rose (c'mon, a three year old could beat Team Rose) and Chaotix...they were utter crap.

I've hardly played any sonic games lol - never had a sega system, and from what I've heard, all sonic games since then haven't been great.

I liked a bit of sonic heroes, but yeah, it did seem really dumb, considering how sonic is classically supposed to be superspeedy.

[Nayrman]

Oh, and here's a good one:
Take a game where the only reason someone would play it is that they could go fast and add team elements that require you to slow down, three unneeded difficulty levels, and add in a theme song to make it somewhat better.

which one is that?


and come on, nobody got the MP2 reference? :\

I got it...it was pretty obvious.
And he's talking about Sonic Heroes...
Although I don't really complain about Dark story though. The extra difficulty was kind of fun. It's Team Rose (c'mon, a three year old could beat Team Rose) and Chaotix...they were utter crap.

I've hardly played any sonic games lol - never had a sega system, and from what I've heard, all sonic games since then haven't been great.

I liked a bit of sonic heroes, but yeah, it did seem really dumb, considering how sonic is classically supposed to be superspeedy.

Adventure 1 and 2 are great, Heroes is "meh", Shadow is bad, but not "horrendous", Sonic 06 is as bad as Superman 64, Secret Rings is a good attempt, and Unleashed is half fantastic, half terrible God of War ripoff.



Oh, and take any game, and give it forty minute cutscenes... OH WAIT!

[Kilroy]

First person RPG.

[Nayrman]

First person RPG.

Fallout 3, been done and it's actually pretty good.

[Kilroy]

First person RPG.

Fallout 3, been done and it's actually pretty good.

That's not first person :|

[Jono2]

hey, Oblivion was a good game

[HTA!]

Make an RTS, but make it so you can only move your units between bases. :|

Screw you Endwar.

[Kilroy]

Make an RTS, but make it so you can only move your units between bases. :|

Screw you Endwar.

Are you intercourse ing serious. That game looked good :(

[HTA!]

Make an RTS, but make it so you can only move your units between bases. :|

Screw you Endwar.

Are you f***ing serious. That game looked good :(

Voice commands were cool, but the only way to move units was to have them go to predetermined points on the map.
And, you can't move the camera away from your units.

[Totla]

Take one of the most amazing games ever and make the sequel so easy and short a three year old has the attention span and ability too beat it. And take any incentive to explore the map.

[Rayquarian]

Take a potentially decent shooter and give it the worst controls ever.

[Titus Andronicus]

Take a great shooting game that could work perfectly in multiplayer, but give it only four maps, no online, no character depth, and a attach a lousy swordplay aspect to it.