What do you know about the above poster?

[Shujinco2]

Fluffy.
Probably doesn't remember that.

[Triforceman22]

obsessed with Dr. slump

[Shujinco2]

Likes Raditz... for some reason.
Hasn't eaten his shoe yet.
Big DBZ fan.

[Jono2]

For those who know me, they know it is a rare occurrence for me to be rendered speechless. But when I heard that Shujinco wants to coordinate a revolution, I must say that speechless I was. I urge you to read the text that follows carefully, keeping an open mind, from the beginning to the end, and without skipping around. I further recommend that you take breaks, as many of the facts presented will take time to digest.

If Shujinco gets his way, I might very well burst into tears. Far too many people tolerate his manuscripts as long as they're presented in small, seemingly harmless doses. What these people fail to realize, however, is that Shujinco maintains that either his squibs provide a liberating insight into life, the universe, and everything or that poststructuralism is a viable and vital objective for our nation's educational institutions. Shujinco denies any other possibility. In a recent essay, he stated that if he kicks us in the teeth we'll then lick his toes and beg for another kick. Since the arguments he made in the rest of his essay are based in part on that assumption, he should be aware that it just isn't true. Not only that, but I, speaking as someone who is not a grotty sideshow barker, have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people. I can therefore assure you that he keeps saying that human beings should be appraised by the number of things and the amount of money they possess instead of by their internal value and achievements. For some reason, Shujinco's apparatchiks actually believe this nonsense.

I do not find holier-than-thou attitudes that are self-indulgent, cruel, and brassbound to be "funny". Maybe I lack a sense of humor but maybe the very genesis of Shujinco's rapacious accusations is in feudalism. And it seems to me to be a neat bit of historic justice that he will eventually himself be destroyed by feudalism. If you want to clear up these muddied waters with some reality, then tell everyone you know the truth, that I am tired of hearing or reading that at birth every living being is assigned a celestial serial number or frequency power spectrum. You know that that is simply not true. With this letter, I hope I have made my views crystal-clear: Shujinco's disreputable, cynical zingers have led to more, not less, opportunism in our society.

[DededeCloneChris]

He found a hobby about writing really long texts about people....that doesn't make sense at all.

[Doodle]

*looks at sig*
He owns Super Smash Bros. Brawl and Mario Kart Wii.

[Allegretto]

*Looks at sig.*

He likes un symmetrical things.

*Twitch, Twitch*

[Mutilator7]

*looks at sig*
just looked at sig...

[Jono2]

There are a number of things I could have chosen to write about in this letter. I could have chosen to write about how it is an actuarial certainty that Mutilator7 will redefine unbridled self-indulgence as a virtue, as the ultimate test of personal freedom, by the next full moon. Or I might have chosen to write something about the way that I can barely contain myself from going into a laughing fit when I see one of these yawping prigs. But, instead, I've decided to devote this entire letter to explaining how I shall return to this point in particular. Let me cut to the chase: We are materially and adversely affected by Mutilator7's schemes to cashier anyone who tries to enable patriots to use their freedoms to save their freedoms. Well, that's another story. To get back to my main point, I ought to mention that even Mutilator7's stooges are afraid that Mutilator7 will encourage individuals to disregard other people, to become fully self-absorbed, one day. I have seen their fear manifested over and over again and it is further evidence that if you think about it you'll see that Mutilator7's cuckoo teachings are merely a distraction. They're just something to generate more op-ed pieces, more news conferences for media talking heads, and more punditry from people like me. Meanwhile, Mutilator7's encomiasts are continuing their quiet work of advancing Mutilator7's real goal, which is to lionize intellectually challenged televangelists.

Ladies and gentlemen, some people say that that isn't sufficient evidence to prove that Mutilator7 is secretly scheming to treat people like spiteful swindlers. And I must agree; one needs much more evidence than that. But the evidence is there, for anyone who isn't afraid to look at it. Just look at the way that his forces coerce children into becoming activists willing to serve, promote, spy, and fight for his personal attacks. And here, I avouch, lies a clue to the intellectual vacuum so gapingly apparent in his ruses. He and his zealots are pea-brained, feckless knuckle-draggers. This is not set down in complaint against them, but merely as analysis. Mutilator7 believes that everything he says is thoroughly and utterly true. Unfortunately, as long as he believes such absurdities, he will continue to commit atrocities.

True, Mutilator7 should be responsible for his own actions, but Mutilator7 insists that he has no choice but to paint people of different races and cultures as uncompromising alien forces undermining the coherent national will. His reasoning is that he is the way, the truth, and the light. Yes, I realize that that argument makes no sense, but there isn't a man, woman, or child alive today who thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds and that Mutilator7 is the best of all possible people, so let's toss out that ridiculous argument of Mutilator7's from the get-go. Now that you've read this letter, let me challenge you, the reader, not just to help me oppose our human vices wherever they may be found—arrogance, hatred, jealousy, unfaithfulness, avarice, and so on—but also to educate others about what I've written.

[Friendly Hostile]

I know I'm going to start deleting his posts if he keeps using rant generators for them.

[Mystic]

He hates me.

Fluffy.
Probably doesn't remember that.

Actually, I do.

[Doodle]

Uh...
Well, I know you're black. And you like Michael Jackson.

Black Michael > Crazy White Michael

[Allegretto]

There are a number of things I could have chosen to write about in this letter. I could have chosen to write about how it is an actuarial certainty that Mutilator7 will redefine unbridled self-indulgence as a virtue, as the ultimate test of personal freedom, by the next full moon. Or I might have chosen to write something about the way that I can barely contain myself from going into a laughing fit when I see one of these yawping prigs. But, instead, I've decided to devote this entire letter to explaining how I shall return to this point in particular. Let me cut to the chase: We are materially and adversely affected by Mutilator7's schemes to cashier anyone who tries to enable patriots to use their freedoms to save their freedoms. Well, that's another story. To get back to my main point, I ought to mention that even Mutilator7's stooges are afraid that Mutilator7 will encourage individuals to disregard other people, to become fully self-absorbed, one day. I have seen their fear manifested over and over again and it is further evidence that if you think about it you'll see that Mutilator7's cuckoo teachings are merely a distraction. They're just something to generate more op-ed pieces, more news conferences for media talking heads, and more punditry from people like me. Meanwhile, Mutilator7's encomiasts are continuing their quiet work of advancing Mutilator7's real goal, which is to lionize intellectually challenged televangelists.

Ladies and gentlemen, some people say that that isn't sufficient evidence to prove that Mutilator7 is secretly scheming to treat people like spiteful swindlers. And I must agree; one needs much more evidence than that. But the evidence is there, for anyone who isn't afraid to look at it. Just look at the way that his forces coerce children into becoming activists willing to serve, promote, spy, and fight for his personal attacks. And here, I avouch, lies a clue to the intellectual vacuum so gapingly apparent in his ruses. He and his zealots are pea-brained, feckless knuckle-draggers. This is not set down in complaint against them, but merely as analysis. Mutilator7 believes that everything he says is thoroughly and utterly true. Unfortunately, as long as he believes such absurdities, he will continue to commit atrocities.

True, Mutilator7 should be responsible for his own actions, but Mutilator7 insists that he has no choice but to paint people of different races and cultures as uncompromising alien forces undermining the coherent national will. His reasoning is that he is the way, the truth, and the light. Yes, I realize that that argument makes no sense, but there isn't a man, woman, or child alive today who thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds and that Mutilator7 is the best of all possible people, so let's toss out that ridiculous argument of Mutilator7's from the get-go. Now that you've read this letter, let me challenge you, the reader, not just to help me oppose our human vices wherever they may be found—arrogance, hatred, jealousy, unfaithfulness, avarice, and so on—but also to educate others about what I've written.

Oh me next me next!

[Jono2]

haha, yours is good


I've been debating with myself over the last few weeks whether or not I should write this letter. Obviously, I outvoted myself and wrote it. I concluded I absolutely had to tell you that Death the Kid's dim-witted analects are a shout to the world that, before you know it, Death the Kid will fleece us. Although my approach may appear a bit pedantic, by setting some generative point of view against a structural-taxonomical point of view or vice versa, I intend to argue that there is a proper place in life for hatred. Hatred of that which is wrong is a powerful and valuable tool. But when Death the Kid perverts hatred in order to rifle, pillage, plunder, and loot, it becomes clear that if you're not part of the solution then you're part of the problem.

This is well illustrated in what remains one of the most divisive issues of our day: lexiphanicism. Before you declare me wayward, let me assert that it is not uncommon for Death the Kid to victimize the innocent, penalize the victim for making any effort to defend himself, and then paint the whole benighted affair as some great benefit to humanity. So that there may be no misunderstanding, let me make it clear that his proposed social programs are merely a stalking horse. They mask Death the Kid's secret intention to use lethal violence as a source of humor.

Given that things are apt to get worse before they get better, isn't it obvious that it frustrates Death the Kid that he can't shut me up? His most progressive idea is to bury our heritage, our traditions, and our culture. If that sounds progressive to you, you must be facing the wrong way. Annoying schmucks generally allege that he has no intention to cause riots in the streets but Death the Kid's often-quoted propositions belie this notion. And now, to end with a clever bit of doggerel: United we stand. Divided we fall. Death the Kid's brutish actions will destroy us all.

[Allegretto]

That was fun =3