ALIENS, UFOs, WHOA'S!!!

Super · February 16, 2009, 12:25:28 AM

I sat down briefly with an NS2 member, known as juanath0n on AIM, and had a chat with him about aliens, conspiracies, and other bullpoop.
His "undeniable proof" made me giggle inside, but I masked myself with a very-believable idiotic image. I managed to swim deeper in the void where the intelligence lobe should be, and this turned out to be an interesting conversation. Click the link below to view it.

http://shorttext.com/0en8k7n

Are aliens real, is Bush Sr. really a reptilian alien? Obviously.

My balls itch. Oh intercourse , ALIENS ARE SENDING ITCHY-BALL-RAYS AT ME FROM PLANET CARFOSCUS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAA

HTA! · February 16, 2009, 07:29:16 AM

Holy intercourse .

You are my hero.

Zovistograt · February 16, 2009, 08:37:56 AM

ah, I love conspiracy sites.

Now they have to prove Obama's cabinet.

jnfs2014 · February 16, 2009, 09:14:23 AM

Eh. Kinda boring near the middle. Still kinda funny, though.

bluaki · February 16, 2009, 09:42:49 AM

So, this is what simply posting someone's aim name on #nsider can do.

Zies · February 16, 2009, 10:31:51 AM

...Very nicely done...
...And good blend into noobicity with lack of capitalization and mispelling...
...Also:

Quote(12:09:56 AM) juanath0n: i could of recorded more but my camera was dying
(12:10:39 AM) sup3rkool: aww
(12:10:51 AM) juanath0n: ?
(12:11:05 AM) sup3rkool: u culd have gotten more
(12:11:09 AM) juanath0n: yep

...Just goes to show that people need to be better at reading stuff, retaining information and making connections...
...It's sad what the American population has gone down to...)=...

...Anyway, awesome...Made me lawl inside...

Kilroy · February 16, 2009, 10:48:24 AM

That was hilarious, to both SK and blu.

I should talk to this person and start making poop up.

Silverhawk79 · February 16, 2009, 11:10:25 AM

SK is my new hero. I tried trolling him, but he didn't fall for it. :(

HTA! · February 16, 2009, 11:23:41 AM

And ten like da planet nibiru will asplode and teh aliems will invade and shiz.

Aliens aren't coming to Earth, this is almost as bad as the Illuminati thing.

Syncopathic · February 16, 2009, 03:15:41 PM

Gentlemen, man your tinfoil hats.

Zovistograt · February 16, 2009, 03:59:36 PM

Quote from: Sync on February 16, 2009, 03:15:41 PM
Gentlemen, man your tinfoil hats.

* Zovistograt wraps Sync in bubble wrap

Kilroy · February 16, 2009, 04:07:28 PM

Quote from: Sync on February 16, 2009, 03:15:41 PM
Gentlemen, man your tinfoil hats.

Signs, amirite.

X-3 · February 16, 2009, 06:46:14 PM

For no apparent reason, "no, he has a disease" made me laugh.

… · February 16, 2009, 07:10:31 PM

How do you find these people?

bluaki · February 16, 2009, 07:16:45 PM

Quote from: LiveOnTheEdge on February 16, 2009, 07:10:31 PM
How do you find these people?

I was somehow invited to an Nsider2 AIM chat a couple months ago. That one person apparently added everybody in that chat to his buddy list, and accidentally IMed me instead of somebody else yesterday. He went on from there by trying to tell me about his ~~nonsensical cult~~ interesting religious theories. I then decided to post his AIM ID on #nsider while both SK and Silver were there.