Shiny Pokemon found in Louisiana

Mario583 · March 03, 2009, 09:46:05 PM

A pink bottlenose dolphin has been spotted in Louisiana. While experts believe that this dolphin is an albino or an oddly mutated specimen, I'm pretty sure it's the real-world equivalent of a shiny Pokemon. Trainers in the know understand that shiny Pokemon are extremely rare variations with special coloring. In the mainline Pokemon role-playing games, the chances of catching a shiny Pokemon are 1 in 8,192.

Charter boat captain Erik Rue noted, "It was absolutely stunningly pink. I had never seen anything like it. It's the same color throughout the whole body and it looks like it just came out of a paint booth."

Feel free to believe that the dolphin accidentally swam through a paint booth. I will believe that it's a shiny Pokemon. What say you?!?
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4927224/Pink-dolphin-appears-in-US-lake.html

Kaz · March 03, 2009, 10:06:19 PM

I say you're retarded.

And pink dolphins kick ass.

Mario583 · March 03, 2009, 10:34:26 PM

Quote from: Kaz on March 03, 2009, 10:06:19 PM
I say you're retarded.

You obviously can't take a joke? :-\

Super · March 03, 2009, 10:37:39 PM

Quote from: Mario583 on March 03, 2009, 10:34:26 PM
Quote from: Kaz on March 03, 2009, 10:06:19 PM
I say you're retarded.
You obviously can't take a joke? :-\

He took the joke and had sex with it.

Silverhawk79 · March 03, 2009, 11:03:33 PM

OH SHIT, GAY DOLPHINS.
That's it. Ocean's closed.

Kaz · March 03, 2009, 11:11:59 PM

Quote from: Mario583 on March 03, 2009, 10:34:26 PM
Quote from: Kaz on March 03, 2009, 10:06:19 PM
I say you're retarded.
You obviously can't take a joke? :-\

Uh, but it was a terrible joke with no comedic value whatsoever. Go kill yourself.

Kilroy · March 04, 2009, 04:34:46 AM

Quote from: Silverhawk79 on March 03, 2009, 11:03:33 PM
OH SHIT, GAY DOLPHINS.
That's it. Ocean's closed.

Due to AIDS.

Doodle · March 04, 2009, 06:42:48 AM

Wow, that dolphin looks awesome.
It reminds me of that pink fish thing from R/S/E.

Blaperile · March 04, 2009, 06:45:51 AM

Quote from: DOODLEboy99 on March 04, 2009, 06:42:48 AM
Wow, that dolphin looks awesome.
It reminds me of that pink fish thing from R/S/E.

Do you mean Luvdisc?

Wow, that's really cool.

I want it!

Just kidding... ;)

えっちーせんぱい · March 04, 2009, 07:04:30 AM

I don't want the water where its from.

TheDarkChief · March 04, 2009, 12:05:26 PM

Did the balls touch?

Allegretto · March 04, 2009, 04:28:20 PM

Interesting, mhhhh...

L10 · March 04, 2009, 04:41:13 PM

Quote from: Silverhawk79 on March 03, 2009, 11:03:33 PM
OH SHIT, GAY DOLPHINS.
That's it. Ocean's closed.

Ahaha you actually made me laugh out loud.

Nayrman · March 04, 2009, 04:43:27 PM

Why the hell pink of all colors? That's pretty cool though, I must say.
Now the gays have an official mascot! *it's a joke guys*

Zovistograt · March 04, 2009, 05:21:45 PM

I'm pretty sure pink dolphins are normal in some body of water not in the US. I forget where.