Super's Life Tips

[Super]

Here are some tips and infos that will help you live.
Or maybe not.

-Don't get emotionally attached to anyone.
-Be tired all the time.
-Don't be tall. People ask you to grab library books or those premium breads at the supermarket.
-Never study. It takes away your do-nothing time.
-Never read a book. Books don't help you accomplish anything.
-Never clean your glasses. The next person who asks to put on your glasses will do it for you.
-When you have the opportunity to do something extraordinary, consider that you also have the opportunity not to do something extraordinary, and then embrace the latter.
-Never seek help. Remember, the squeaky wheel is always the first to be replaced.
-Don't ever watch anything that is related to Disney.
-Don't believe anybody unless they look like they know what they're talking about.
-Avoid the use of lol, omg, wtf, and similar idiocy.
-Your teacher can always be bribed.
-Never overcomplicate speech because it makes you look retarded.
-Don't donate unless you get something in return.
-Don't say "apparently" unless you really mean it.
-You don't have special permission to quote movies that you haven't seen.
-Indifference is the key to victory. (Example: Franco, dictator of Spain.)
-Wearing goggles makes you look like a tool.
-If you don't feel doing something, don't do it.
-Always go for the free samples.
-If you are left-handed, learn to use right-handed things, but still complain that you are left-handed.
-Bitches need to be ninnyslapped.
-Bacon bits are a must.
-If you find yourself in a state of weakness, make others feel the same, perhaps even worse, so that you will not be relatively weak anymore.
-If you can't make a point, then there's no point in talking.
-Just because you're a vagina cleaning devicebag doesn't mean you should write a book.
-Complaining about the cold is worse than complaining about AIDS.
-Never have a wardrobe.
-The act of organization is a lengthy process. Leaving things the way they are takes no extra time, and you know exactly where everything is.
-Sometimes pretty and petty are the same word.
-Don't respond to e-mails sent to you by friends.
-Never have a "creed".
-Always have a cool catchphrase.
-Don't let your girlfriend use your deodorant.
-If you've got something to say, chances are it's not important.
-If they can't see it, do it.
-If you hate your parents, get on their good side, and then do something really bad.
-Once you're 18, you're not free.



You might notice that a couple of these are inspired by or directly quoted from George Carlin, the Phantom King of Badassia.

[Mystic]

As long as your like George Carlin you win at life.

[Doodle]

lol omg
wtf?

[Qsmash]

I actually follow some of those.

[Super]

I actually follow some of those.

Good, you're on your way to living like an indifferent king.

[Kilroy]

I agree.

[Zovistograt]

I went through the first...third I guess, and I'd say I agree with/actually do only a small handful out of a vast majority.

Like, the first nine I either disagree with or don't do (or both).  It was broken by Disney.  I am assuming you mean current Disney stuff, not classic.

[Silverhawk79]

-Don't donate unless you get something in return.

DONATE TO NSF AND I PROMISE YOU WON'T EVER BE BANNED

[Water ☮]

-Never overcomplicate speech because it makes you look retarded.

I'm dealing with this right now My friend needs to learn how to write a intercourse ing essay.

Then again I need to learn how to get all my poop done on time  :-\

[Doodle]

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-Don't get emotionally attached to anyone.
Only SOME people.
-Be tired all the time.
But then you can't do anything. D:
-Don't be tall. People ask you to grab library books or those premium breads at the supermarket.
I'm not tall. ^_^
-Never study. It takes away your do-nothing time.
I rarely study.
-Never read a book. Books don't help you accomplish anything.
Only for reports and such.
-Never clean your glasses. The next person who asks to put on your glasses will do it for you.
I usually do that.
-When you have the opportunity to do something extraordinary, consider that you also have the opportunity not to do something extraordinary, and then embrace the latter.
I don't think I do anything very extraordinary. :-\
-Never seek help. Remember, the squeaky wheel is always the first to be replaced.
I rarely ask for h elp.
-Don't ever watch anything that is related to Disney.
Never. :)
-Don't believe anybody unless they look like they know what they're talking about.
Pretty much.
-Avoid the use of lol, omg, wtf, and similar idiocy.
Just 'lol' for me. :P
-Your teacher can always be bribed.
:O
-Never overcomplicate speech because it makes you look retarded.
I don't think I do this.
-Don't donate unless you get something in return.
But what if I'm feeling generous? (Once I get some money).
-Don't say "apparently" unless you really mean it.
I don't think I do that.
-You don't have special permission to quote movies that you haven't seen.
I don't do that.
-Indifference is the key to victory. (Example: Franco, dictator of Spain.)
:-\
-Wearing goggles makes you look like a tool.
I don't own any. ^_^
-If you don't feel doing something, don't do it.
A lot of the time I do this.
-Always go for the free samples.
I'm a sucker for free samples. :P
-If you are left-handed, learn to use right-handed things, but still complain that you are left-handed.
I'm a righty.
-b****es need to be b****slapped.
I'm not mean enough. :(
-Bacon bits are a must.
I LOVE BACON BITS.
-If you find yourself in a state of weakness, make others feel the same, perhaps even worse, so that you will not be relatively weak anymore.
But I'm not mean enough. :(
-If you can't make a point, then there's no point in talking.
Yep.
-Just because you're a d**chebag doesn't mean you should write a book.
I'm not a d**chebag. :-\
-Complaining about the cold is worse than complaining about AIDS.
But I hate the cold!
-Never have a wardrobe.
I don't.
-The act of organization is a lengthy process. Leaving things the way they are takes no extra time, and you know exactly where everything is.
I'm somewhat organized...
-Sometimes pretty and petty are the same word.
What.
-Don't respond to e-mails sent to you by friends.
I usually just get IMs.
-Never have a "creed".
What.
-Always have a cool catchphrase.
Erm, I say 'heya' a lot. >_>
-Don't let your girlfriend use your deodorant.
Well, if I had one...
-If you've got something to say, chances are it's not important.
:(
-If they can't see it, do it.
:)
-If you hate your parents, get on their good side, and then do something really bad.
But then I'd just get yelled at more.
-Once you're 18, you're not free.
Yay.

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[L10]

I actually follow some of those.