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phatyo

#30
March 22, 2009, 06:43:55 PM
You think thats bad? Every since I decided to stop been a duch bag to girls I havnt got any! So guys be mean to girls 80% of the time and only be nice 19% and 1% W.E, you will get any girl you want in the world!

Also intercourse  what your parents think. They can suck a pickle >:[

Beatnik

#31
March 22, 2009, 07:15:03 PM
It's spelled "vagina cleaning device bag," but yeah, I agree that they should... suck a pickle? Never heard that one before.
"I like cigarettes, Mrs. Taggart. I like to think of fire held in a man's hand. Fire, a dangerous force, tamed at his fingertips. I often wonder about the hours when a man sits alone, watching the smoke of a cigarette, thinking. I wonder what great things have come from such hours. When a man thinks, there is a spot of fire alive in his mind-and it is proper that he should have the burning point of a cigarette as his one expression..."

Captain Justice

#32
March 22, 2009, 07:33:12 PM
Quote from: Ares300 on March 22, 2009, 05:39:58 PM
Just pick the one that you think you'll make babies with in the future
hes in high school (I think). So the answer is neither, unless by accident.
Quote from: Talim on September 04, 2009, 05:26:53 PM
Yesterday, sort of. I was on the verge of crying. Why? I got into an argument with a couple other people from #nsider and it got me really upset. I didn't really cry much though
Quote from: Tsumaru on September 20, 2009, 11:29:22 AM
Can we ban Hoss, please?

Macawmoses

#33
March 22, 2009, 07:35:34 PM
This is now officially the Thread of the Week.

Titus Andronicus

#34
March 22, 2009, 07:40:35 PM
If you haven't put your penis in either of them by the time tomorrow is over, you should consider dropping them both.
Tramps like us, baby we were born to die.

jnfs2014

#35
March 22, 2009, 07:44:42 PM
As some said, friends with benefits...............Wait, why are you asking US!!!????

Mystic

#36
March 22, 2009, 09:39:57 PM
Quote from: Beatnik on March 22, 2009, 01:25:23 PM
Quote from: M64 on March 22, 2009, 10:59:15 AM
I have an emomotial connection with both girl, and sorry for not saying this dumbasses but  I've been talking to the other girl for weeks now...

And now the other girl wants to go out with me.... Damn it

In your opening post, you said this:

"I met the other girl today and well, anyway..."

Don't call people dumbasses for misunderstanding your poor wording.

Quote from: Mystic on March 22, 2009, 11:26:23 AM
Friends with benefits.

Yes, Mystic. That was the joke he was making. Way to ruin it.
It was a joke? Jokes are funny.

Seriously, FWB is the way to go.

Triforceman22

#37
March 23, 2009, 06:43:52 AM
Quote from: Lord Layton on March 22, 2009, 07:35:34 PM
This is now officially the Thread of the Week.

I agree 100%.


QuoteRobotnik: GET A LOAD OF THIS!!!!!!!!

JrDude

#38
March 23, 2009, 03:52:43 PM
Quote from: phatyo on March 22, 2009, 06:43:55 PM
You think thats bad? Every since I decided to stop been a duch bag to girls I havnt got any! So guys be mean to girls 80% of the time and only be nice 19% and 1% W.E, you will get any girl you want in the world!

Also intercourse  what your parents think. They can suck a pickle >:[
That's in the high school life, in the end they end up wanting a nice guy, but the "end" takes a while to come.
[move][/move]
Dude .

Captain Justice

#39
March 23, 2009, 06:00:40 PM
Quote from: JrDude on March 23, 2009, 03:52:43 PM
Quote from: phatyo on March 22, 2009, 06:43:55 PM
You think thats bad? Every since I decided to stop been a duch bag to girls I havnt got any! So guys be mean to girls 80% of the time and only be nice 19% and 1% W.E, you will get any girl you want in the world!

Also intercourse  what your parents think. They can suck a pickle >:[
That's in the high school life, in the end they end up wanting a nice guy, but the "end" takes a while to come.
yeah just wait till your like 29 then they'll be all over you
Quote from: Talim on September 04, 2009, 05:26:53 PM
Yesterday, sort of. I was on the verge of crying. Why? I got into an argument with a couple other people from #nsider and it got me really upset. I didn't really cry much though
Quote from: Tsumaru on September 20, 2009, 11:29:22 AM
Can we ban Hoss, please?

Titus Andronicus

#40
March 23, 2009, 06:32:04 PM
did u has teh intarcurse wit hr
Tramps like us, baby we were born to die.

yes.derek

#41
March 23, 2009, 06:32:34 PM
Quote from: SolidSNK on March 23, 2009, 06:32:04 PM
did u has teh intarcurse wit hr

The real question is, did he stick it in her pooper.
HEY LOOK HEY

StarWolf

#42
March 24, 2009, 05:48:59 AM Last Edit: March 24, 2009, 05:49:41 AM by StarWolf
I hate your life too :D

Doodle

#43
March 24, 2009, 06:09:37 AM
Lead a double life, go out with both. Without the other knowing. :P
YEAH

Java

#44
March 24, 2009, 08:41:10 PM
I demand an update.
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