Teen Fails, Then Soils Self

[Doodle]

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/705298541/Frightened-burglar-soils-himself.html

CENTERVILLE — A teenager suspected of car burglary was so surprised when he opened a car door to find a police officer sitting inside that he messed his pants, police said.

It happened about 1 a.m. Saturday as Salt Lake County sheriff's deputy Chad Taylor was returning to his Centerville home from working a shift.

"I was in my personal vehicle, but I was in uniform," Taylor told the Deseret News Monday. "I'd pulled in my driveway and was on the phone with another deputy when I looked in the rear-view mirror and saw this guy trying to get into my wife's car."

Taylor watched the teen then move up toward his car.

"Right as his hand goes to check my handle, I kick the door open," Taylor said. "I said, 'You'd better stop right there! Police!' I'm not kidding, it was quiet as can be, and I heard ..."

The 16-year-old boy turned and ran, chased by Taylor, who called 911 as he ran after the teen through the neighborhood. The boy was scrambling so fast, Taylor said, he lost his shoes. Centerville police responded to help catch the teen.

"One officer spotted him with night-vision goggles going into a house," Centerville Police Lt. Paul Child said.

You should probably check if somebody is in the car before you go breaking into it. >_>

[Kilroy]

Good lord, give this man a special rank already.

Interesting story.

[The Seventh]

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/705298541/Frightened-burglar-soils-himself.html

CENTERVILLE — A teenager suspected of car burglary was so surprised when he opened a car door to find a police officer sitting inside that he messed his pants, police said.

It happened about 1 a.m. Saturday as Salt Lake County sheriff's deputy Chad Taylor was returning to his Centerville home from working a shift.

"I was in my personal vehicle, but I was in uniform," Taylor told the Deseret News Monday. "I'd pulled in my driveway and was on the phone with another deputy when I looked in the rear-view mirror and saw this guy trying to get into my wife's car."

Taylor watched the teen then move up toward his car.

"Right as his hand goes to check my handle, I kick the door open," Taylor said. "I said, 'You'd better stop right there! Police!' I'm not kidding, it was quiet as can be, and I heard ..."

The 16-year-old boy turned and ran, chased by Taylor, who called 911 as he ran after the teen through the neighborhood. The boy was scrambling so fast, Taylor said, he lost his shoes. Centerville police responded to help catch the teen.

"One officer spotted him with night-vision goggles going into a house," Centerville Police Lt. Paul Child said.

You should probably check if somebody is in the car before you go breaking into it. >_>

OHMYGAWD THAT IS FUNNY :D

He for one, should have used the bathroom before doing that first of all, and should have checked to see if anyone was in the darn car.

You shouldn't jack rides in the first place.

This story is full of fail.

Good lord, give this man a special rank already.

Interesting story.

Yeah, really!

[JrDude]

He for one, should have used the bathroom before doing that first of all.

Yeah definitely. "Oh hey, I'm gonna rob this car, but before I do that, I should go to the bathroom."

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He should have just denied everything and not run away.