MY TURN FOR A NEWS THREAD >:(

Kilroy · May 06, 2009, 04:28:11 PM

QuoteSecretary accidentally bites off boss' penis

A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the penis of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car.

Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van.

The impact of the crash, China Press reported, caused the woman to bite off her lover's organ.

The daily reported that the incident occurred in a Singapore park where the couple met after work.

To make matters worse for the woman, her husband had sent a private investigator to spy on her after suspecting that she was being unfaithful.

The investigator said he had followed the woman and her boss to the park.

"On reaching the park, they did not alight from the car. Not long after, the car started to shake violently.

After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood," he said.

The woman later followed her lover to the hospital with part of the sexual organ.

The investigator, who called an ambulance to send the man to hospital, said that this was the first time he had encountered such an incident.

om nom nom penis

Super · May 06, 2009, 04:31:35 PM

See, this is why God said that one day we must all die.

Captain Justice · May 06, 2009, 04:31:54 PM

i lold

Titus Andronicus · May 06, 2009, 04:34:47 PM

I think the husband doesn't really have much to complain about at this point. Once the other dude's penis is off, the affair is pretty much over.

Doodle · May 06, 2009, 04:35:38 PM

Haha, wow. :P

Mario583 · May 06, 2009, 04:47:08 PM

Heavy: "What was that, Sandvich? Kill all penis'? Hahahahaha, good idea!"

Note: Sandvich was a Spy Penis.
::) ::) ::)

Silverhawk79 · May 06, 2009, 05:09:00 PM

I guess she...bit off more than she could chew.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Triforceman22 · May 06, 2009, 05:31:52 PM

This thread made my day.

Hell, it made my week.

Titus Andronicus · May 06, 2009, 05:41:44 PM

Quote from: Silverhawk79 on May 06, 2009, 05:09:00 PM
I guess she...bit off more than she could chew.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

It sounds like she can't complain about her husband... being stiff.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

えっちーせんぱい · May 06, 2009, 05:43:21 PM

"Sin Chew Daily and China Press"

Source?

Mystic · May 06, 2009, 05:53:39 PM

Interesting.

Lala · May 06, 2009, 06:00:02 PM

See? Oral sex is BAD! :D

… · May 06, 2009, 06:11:12 PM

That would just be too traumatic for both people. And at least she didn't swallow.

Macawmoses · May 06, 2009, 10:59:13 PM

Quote from: SolidSNK on May 06, 2009, 05:41:44 PM
It sounds like she can't complain about her husband... being stiff.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

You kids aren't Horatio :|

StarWindWizard7 · May 07, 2009, 05:39:44 AM

Thats Karma. :)

But......wow..... I don't know which is worst TBH....... a mouth full of blood and a bitten off organ..........or the Guy.
Cause he's Asian and.......

NVM!
^-^