Real Dreams

[Doodle]

Dreams where you wake up and find that you're doing the thing you were dreaming about. Do you get any of those?
I remember when I was little, I went to the bathroom in my dream.
I woke up to found myself peeing. :\

[Kilroy]

Whenever I set an alarm, I always have a dream where I go insane because I can hear the sound of the alarm in my head non-stop, but no one else can.

[Macawmoses]

I get dreams about cooking. I found myself with a singed shirt one morning. Apparently I cooked it and tried eating it. My parents even taped it. :\

[Custom]

When I do have dreams, they are about dying.

Sometimes I commit suicide by jumping off a cliff in my dreams, and when I wake up it seriously feels like I'm falling/fell and felt the impact.

[Shujinco2]

Not really. I sometimes get Dreams about stuff I'll do later, kinda like Visions. But they are very unimportant.

[JrDude]

I once dreamed about getting a handjob, but I was just jacking off in my sleep.
Does that count?

[Macawmoses]

I once dreamed about getting a handjob, but I was just jacking off in my sleep.
Does that count?

Yes. You gave yourself one.

[Kilroy]

I once dreamed about getting a handjob, but I was just jacking off in my sleep.
Does that count?

Dude, what the hell.

[Lotos]

Do wet dreams count?

[HTA!]

I once dreamed about getting a handjob, but I was just jacking off in my sleep.
Does that count?

Go die.

[Doodle]

I once dreamed about getting a handjob, but I was just jacking off in my sleep.
Does that count?

Erm...yes, I guess that counts... >_>

[The Seventh]

Dreams where you wake up and find that you're doing the thing you were dreaming about. Do you get any of those?
I remember when I was little, I went to the bathroom in my dream.
I woke up to found myself peeing. :\

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Sorry, but you have to admit, looking back on that, it was kinda funny at the least.

I don't know how many times I have posted these O_O

1. I was sitting up in my bed, and a hand put the clock in on the night stand, 1 minute before I was supposed to wake up.  Then it is time, and the alarm goes off.  I wake up with a jolt to find my self sitting up :O
2. I get up.  The clock says 6:00.  I walk to the stairs.  It's too dark...  hmmm...

I go to my room.  I see the clock saying something like 2:00 or so in the morning O_o

I once dreamed about getting a handjob, but I was just jacking off in my sleep.
Does that count?

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
So disgusting, yet so funny.

[sean09]

I once dreamed I was eating a sandwich, only to wake up to me chewing on my pillow.

[Zovistograt]

I had a dream where I had speedcore soda.  When I drank it, I heard "Minami Ikebukuro Hardcore Custom" by m1dy.

That is one of the tracks in my wake-up mix on my alarm clock.

[Captain Justice]

I once dreamed about getting a handjob, but I was just jacking off in my sleep.
Does that count?

hilarious....how old are you 13?