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Titus Andronicus

Quote from: Macbeth on June 14, 2009, 11:15:38 AM
Some days I wonder why I brought you aboard Solid. Some days.

You should have told them to reach into your pocket for a "bribe". They would have had a real treat and you could report to us from jail!
I do what I can.
Tramps like us, baby we were born to die.

Tsumaru



Mutilator7

I found  that story quite funny, I've never gotten in serious trouble with the police but have had a few misunderstandings.

The Seventh

I haven't had any problems with the police (and keep it that way... their HQ is less than 5 minutes away from where I live if they use the sirens and lights and poop).

Plus, I know a police officer or two...
meh

phatyo

I got encounters with cops more than the average kid but got out of it without any trouble every time.

Just the other day me and two of my friends were talking about stuff and we lost track of time. Before you know it its 1:50 AM! So I'm like yeah I think I should head home now, got on my bike. I live in a like a little village right next to a big town. The village is like seperated by commuinities and poop. So right before I reach my commuinity a cop rolls out of it. I'm like I wonder what happened in there. The road I was on was seperated between a huge field of grass one going in and the other side going out. I was on the side going in the cop was on the going out side. Next thing you know I was spotted wearing intercourse ing a red hat a chain in my pocket and intercourse ing I<3 NY shirt. He turns around making it a intercourse ing big scene frisks me thinks my chain is a weapon puts my hand behind my back in some very painful maneuver because I was about to reach it to show him its just a chain.
After all the BLA BLA any gang affiliations or Nick names what your eye color where you live and all the other 500 questions they ask you, I was pulled over cause my bike had to head lights. I was intercourse ing mad! 1 hour intercourse ing gone! Nd then after that they drove me home with my bike in the trunk!
>_< They have no lifes!

bluaki

I've never really had any contact with a police before at all. I live in a pretty large city, so they're all around, but I don't do anything that is worth a cop's attention.

Titus Andronicus

Quote from: phatyo on June 15, 2009, 01:45:22 PM
I got encounters with cops more than the average kid but got out of it without any trouble every time.

Just the other day me and two of my friends were talking about stuff and we lost track of time. Before you know it its 1:50 AM! So I'm like yeah I think I should head home now, got on my bike. I live in a like a little village right next to a big town. The village is like seperated by commuinities and poop. So right before I reach my commuinity a cop rolls out of it. I'm like I wonder what happened in there. The road I was on was seperated between a huge field of grass one going in and the other side going out. I was on the side going in the cop was on the going out side. Next thing you know I was spotted wearing intercourse ing a red hat a chain in my pocket and intercourse ing I<3 NY shirt. He turns around making it a intercourse ing big scene frisks me thinks my chain is a weapon puts my hand behind my back in some very painful maneuver because I was about to reach it to show him its just a chain.
After all the BLA BLA any gang affiliations or Nick names what your eye color where you live and all the other 500 questions they ask you, I was pulled over cause my bike had to head lights. I was intercourse ing mad! 1 hour intercourse ing gone! Nd then after that they drove me home with my bike in the trunk!
>_< They have no lifes!
im guessing youre a black kid
Tramps like us, baby we were born to die.

Omega12

That was somewhat funny, somewhat disturbing and somewhat ...

I liked the part about bleeding form the wood chips.

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L10

Oh we've gotten the cops called on us for shooting fireworks, but they usually just give you a lecture on how dangerous they are =|

Like we don't know.
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ThePowerOfOne

I've never actaully been to jail before, but I have been in trouble with the police around here before... Only a couple times though D:  But my uncle and grandpa used to be police officers, so I usually get away with stuff :P

Once when I was about... 13 or something, a cop pulled up behind me while I was on my bike (With no helmet) and told me to stop over the loudspeaker thing, I ran. He reconized me a couple hours later downtown >_>   Just stuff like that.

phatyo

Quote from: SolidSNK on June 15, 2009, 04:21:38 PM
im guessing youre a black kid
Nope I'm one of those who others think I wish to be black. Lol, until they get to know me.

GreatGonzales106

Nothing even remotely recently. The only time I remember was when I was maybe 7 or 8 and I called 911 on a pay phone not knowing that you don't need to put money in for 911. The police came and then they got a little annoyed but were understanding and left.

ThePowerOfOne

Quote from: GreatGonzales106 on June 15, 2009, 11:28:58 PM
Nothing even remotely recently. The only time I remember was when I was maybe 7 or 8 and I called 911 on a pay phone not knowing that you don't need to put money in for 911. The police came and then they got a little annoyed but were understanding and left.
I did that before too :P

The Seventh

That reminds me, my firend recently got arrested for sliding on the hood of a car.

Now the police think he's a total vagina cleaning device for some reason.  He didn't even dent it.
meh