so that intercourse ing just happened

Titus Andronicus · June 13, 2009, 09:38:01 PM

so i was just at this playground with my friends in the pouring rain right? because theres this slide that goes down this huge hill and its at least 60 yards long and idk how high but you go really fast especially in the rain

so my buddy decides its a good idea to take off his clothes to go down because you go faster bare skin than with jeans and he didnt want his clothes wet so i mean why not? so he did that and i saw how fast he was going and i did the same thing

so then just as im getting my clothes on i see cop lights on and theyre pulling in and my buddy is going back to the car to get his clothes on when they shine the light on him and shout "get your intercourse ing hands on the car right now dont intercourse ing move!"

so he complies and poop but its looking bad i mean hes half naked at a playground at 11PM and there were 6 of us in the car so no one could have worn a seatbelt on the way over so we're all like intercourse ed at this point

but luckily the cops let us off with a "you're seniors in high school, graduating, and you're at a playground in the rain on a saturday night? what are you, in elementary school?" and then let us get away with the 4 people in the back seat

but holy poop let me tell you man

also im naked now because i had to shower all the woodchips that were on my naked body because holy poop man when you got to the bottom of that slide you launched through a puddle like a slip n slide and then FOOSH and you go in the air and land hard in some wood chips and im like bleeding

but gosh darnit thats fun

Captain Justice · June 13, 2009, 09:48:00 PM

yeah cops get the adrenaline going lol.........me and my friends were walking around on the streets of St. Augustine during spring break late at night (all of us hammered) and cops yelled at us to stop walking and stand still....then they checked for ID and poop. I thought we were intercourse ed but it turned out they just thought we were some vandals (ppl had been spray painting the walls or some poop) so we got off without getting in trouble.

Yeah thats the only encounter with the police I've had.....and I wanna keep it that way lol

Titus Andronicus · June 13, 2009, 09:54:32 PM

Quote from: Echo on June 13, 2009, 09:48:00 PM
yeah cops get the adrenaline going lol.........me and my friends were walking around on the streets of St. Augustine during spring break late at night (all of us hammered) and cops yelled at us to stop walking and stand still....then they checked for ID and poop. I thought we were intercourse ed but it turned out they just thought we were some vandals (ppl had been spray painting the walls or some poop) so we got off without getting in trouble.

Yeah thats the only encounter with the police I've had.....and I wanna keep it that way lol

well like i guess thats why they came to that park, someone messed with the letters on the sign on the school to make it say something else although we didnt see what

StarWindWizard7 · June 13, 2009, 10:06:09 PM

What in the world is America's youth coming too? D:

Silverhawk79 · June 13, 2009, 10:22:48 PM

Cool story, bro.

DededeCloneChris · June 13, 2009, 10:25:52 PM

I just remove the foul language to see what the police really said. :D

And...wow, I think that's immature and stupid.

Doodle · June 13, 2009, 10:33:32 PM

You weren't naked at the playground, right. D:

Magnum · June 14, 2009, 12:11:50 AM

... AWESOME!

But I'm actually good with all the police in my town. I know them and they know me. So I don't get in trouble with them ever :)

Anarchy_Jas · June 14, 2009, 12:33:01 AM

Quote from: MagnumSonic on June 14, 2009, 12:11:50 AM
... AWESOME!

But I'm actually good with all the police in my town. I know them and they know me. So I don't get in trouble with them ever :)

All the cops? Geeze, where do you live, in a hicktown?

Umm... There was this time when I was going to a party, and not all of us would fit in the car, so we put one of the guys in the trunk... The cops didn't pull us over, but it'd be interesting to see what would happen if they did. >.>;

Kilroy · June 14, 2009, 06:48:37 AM

I'm still confused why the cops "arrested" you.

Titus Andronicus · June 14, 2009, 07:44:18 AM

Quote from: Kilroy the Not-Spy on June 14, 2009, 06:48:37 AM
I'm still confused why the cops "arrested" you.

tresspassing on private property
one of us was mostly naked running towards the car at the time of their arrival
there was a change in the sign in the front of the school they thought it was us
we were out in the rain at a playground we were probably drunk or high but we werent

Lotos · June 14, 2009, 08:58:12 AM

I've never been in trouble with a police officer =D

L10 · June 14, 2009, 09:24:38 AM

Sounds like a lot of fun. Cops never come out where I live because we're covered by state police and they don't have a HQ anywhere near us so they don't get enough business down here for the travel. I would say we have a cop come by like every month if we're lucky, other than the school's officer.

Macawmoses · June 14, 2009, 11:15:38 AM

Some days I wonder why I brought you aboard Solid. Some days.

You should have told them to reach into your pocket for a "bribe". They would have had a real treat and you could report to us from jail!

… · June 14, 2009, 11:23:09 AM

I don't know that's hilarious. But that would have sucked.