Ever feel like...

Silverhawk79 · July 02, 2009, 12:20:53 PM

...your life is one giant intercourse up? I SURE DO.
I just hit another car. Not a delivery driver anymore. Failed college courses. Probably going to be fired. No girlfriend. Have no idea where to look for another job.
I'm honestly wondering why I even try anymore. I should just lay in bed all day so I can't intercourse things up anymore.
</emo>

Vaatix · July 02, 2009, 12:24:03 PM

Nice.

Titus Andronicus · July 02, 2009, 12:28:57 PM

That sucks and everything... but usually after one accident, people become more cautious...

Silverhawk79 · July 02, 2009, 12:30:31 PM

Quote from: SolidSNK on July 02, 2009, 12:28:57 PM
That sucks and everything... but usually after one accident, people become more cautious...

I was. This guy slammed on his brakes so quickly that I couldn't stop.
I still got blamed for it.

jnfs2014 · July 02, 2009, 12:33:08 PM

Maybe you could beg for mercy to the delivery employment people and walk to people's houses. You'd be in better shape. You could get in better shape even more by working out. If you used Proactive or whatever works for you a lot and go on a dating website, you could find a girlfriend eventually.

At least you're not paralyzed/dead.

Silverhawk79 · July 02, 2009, 12:35:36 PM

Quote from: JNFS2014 on July 02, 2009, 12:33:08 PM
Maybe you could beg for mercy to the delivery employment people and walk to people's houses. You'd be in better shape. You could get in better shape even more by working out. If you used Proactive or whatever works for you a lot and go on a dating website, you could find a girlfriend eventually.

At least you're not paralyzed/dead.

Don't think that'd work. A bike, though...nah.

Lotos · July 02, 2009, 12:44:14 PM

It could be worse, you could have AIDS.

Titus Andronicus · July 02, 2009, 12:47:38 PM

"This is the worst day ever!"
"Worse than 9/11?"

jnfs2014 · July 02, 2009, 12:54:37 PM

Worse than Pearl Harbor?

Silverhawk79 · July 02, 2009, 01:13:32 PM

Quote from: JNFS2014 on July 02, 2009, 12:54:37 PM
Worse than Pearl Harbor?

Almost.

Zies · July 02, 2009, 02:17:53 PM

Quote from: Silverhawk79 on July 02, 2009, 01:13:32 PM
Almost.

...What a self-centered bastard...)=<...

Syncopathic · July 02, 2009, 02:44:25 PM

.-.

Well Silver.
At least you didn't fail a grade. Twice.
At least you're not overweight.
^___^

Anarchy_Jas · July 02, 2009, 02:48:52 PM

Another car? Note to self: No driving anywhere near where Silver lives.

L10 · July 02, 2009, 03:36:24 PM

well....uh........that sucks.....

Gwen Khan · July 02, 2009, 03:55:14 PM

so when people say "there is always someone worse off" they are talking about you?