Because the other Lady Gaga Thread is boring and lame...

Sgt.Chilly · August 03, 2009, 06:21:17 AM

I have a theory about Lady Gaga.

I believe her to be the reincarnation of Madonna's Soul. For the longest time I have thought Madonna is actually a vampire/zombie who feeds on the souls and talent of one hit wonders who fade into obscurity in order to sustain herself. Now I believe her body is rapidly losing integrity and as such she entered into a pact with Lady Gaga that Lady Gaga must act as a vessel for Madonna's fractured and corrupt soul and in exchange Lady Gaga gains notoriety and infamy. Becoming a Smash hit even though every song is essentially the same as the last but with slightly different words and chorus change.

Who will join on my quest to Dracula's Castle to slay the immortal witch? Only to have her resurface every other century and repeat the process ad infinitum.

Tsumaru · August 03, 2009, 08:03:28 AM

How can she be a reincarnation of a live person?

Regardless, I'll accompany you on your quest.

Mystic · August 03, 2009, 09:11:03 AM

Madonna is still living, can sing, can dance, can write good material, and is good looking.

Sir Gaga can't sing, can't dance, can't write memorable material, and is an ugly go-go dancer.

Syncopathic · August 03, 2009, 09:28:23 AM

Dracula's castle you say?
I shall get my Vampire Killer ready then.
And, my children shall slay the ninny every time she is resurrected.

Mystic · August 03, 2009, 09:45:48 AM

Just place a sun in the castle silly.

Lotos · August 03, 2009, 10:41:36 AM

Quote from: Mystic on August 03, 2009, 09:45:48 AM
Just place a sun in the castle silly.

She's probably rich enough to afford one.

Wabba · August 03, 2009, 11:53:35 AM

You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!, Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

L10 · August 03, 2009, 12:49:14 PM

Sounds fun, I shall join you on this adventure.

Doodle · August 03, 2009, 12:56:24 PM

I shall accompany you on this journey.
I even brought some music.

Syncopathic · August 03, 2009, 01:32:35 PM

Quote from: Persona7 on August 03, 2009, 11:53:35 AM
You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!, Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

WHAT IS A MAN? *glass breaks*
A MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS.
BUT ENOUGH TALK, HAVE AT YOU!

Sgt.Chilly · August 03, 2009, 04:45:50 PM

This is going to be the best road trip ever. :D

Ron · August 03, 2009, 08:48:46 PM

Quote from: Mystic on August 03, 2009, 09:11:03 AM
Madonna is still living, can sing, can dance, can write good material, and is good looking.

Sir Gaga can't sing, can't dance, can't write memorable material, and is an ugly go-go dancer.

You sir, are mistaken.

Mystic · August 03, 2009, 08:55:32 PM

Quote from: Ron on August 03, 2009, 08:48:46 PM
You sir, are mistaken.

I can prove all of those in one video.

Well...maybe not the dancing one. As it's not a dance song.

Dog Food · August 03, 2009, 09:02:42 PM

Quote from: Mystic on August 03, 2009, 09:11:03 AM
Madonna is still living, can sing, can dance, can write good material, and is good looking.

Sir Gaga can't sing, can't dance, can't write memorable material, and is an ugly go-go dancer.

You, sir, must be mistaken. You see it is beyond possible comprehension from anyone who does not live under a rock to say, hear, or even write these unfathomable words. Perhaps you are speaking of a different Madonna, or one a good forty or fifty years younger. I hope, my mistaken comrade, that in the light of my words you will see how you were misled, and will therefore fix your inscrutable post.

Custom · August 03, 2009, 10:20:34 PM

Quote from: Persona7 on August 03, 2009, 11:53:35 AM
You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!, Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

Please see my Xbox Live Gamer picture in my signature for more info.
Yeah, you're intercourse ed now.

Quote from: Doodle on August 03, 2009, 12:56:24 PM
I shall accompany you on this journey.
I even brought some music.

Let's bump this up a level.