Life hacks.

[The Riddler]

You are now breathing manually.
You are now blinking manually.
Your jaw is too heavy, you're holding it up manually.
You have an itch somewhere.
The Rugrats theme is now playing in your head.

[Silverhawk79]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD
AUGH
also you're now reading everything in Gilbert Gottfried's voice

[Custom]

Whole thread failed. :(

[Doodle]

Whole thread failed. :(

[Tsumaru]

This only works on 4chan.

[Triforceman22]

The only one that got me was the breathing manually one.
just because i get told that one alot......

[Matt]

Thread sucks and doesn't work.

[Omega12]

Kind of works.

Gilbert Godfres voice worked the best i think.

Don't think about a white bear.

[ThePowerOfOne]

also you're now reading everything in Gilbert Gottfried's voice

GODDAMNIT

[Dog Food]

Oh wait this is supposed to make you feel or think those things? Oh, then yeah, didn't work. Plus I can't remember the Rugrats theme. But that'd be cool if it did.

[Lotos]

You have an itch somewhere.
The Rugrats theme is now playing in your head.

Those didn't work.

also you're now reading everything in Gilbert Gottfried's voice

I barely knew who that is and it worked.

[Friendly Hostile]

[spoiler][/spoiler]

[Lohn Jocke]

This failed.

[Custom]

[spoiler][/spoiler]

... Well see.. That worked.

[JMV]

If you smoke marijuana things feel different.