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Proof that my mother is psycho.

Started by Talim, September 25, 2009, 09:40:06 PM

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Talim

So anyway, earlier I was watching this show called "Say Yes To The Dress", which is like..this show where brides go and look for their perfect wedding dress. It's totally a chick show, but whatever. So anyways this lesbian couple was on the show looking for dresses and my mom was like "Um what? A lesbian couple? What's with that?", and I said "So what? :|" and she was like "What? You think it's okay for people to be gay?" and I said "yeah, it's fine".

Oh, as a side note, my family is Muslim. I was too up until like...several months ago when I decided that religion is bullpoop and i'm Agnostic now. However, my mom doesn't know this because she would literally murder me if she found out. :o

So anyway, my mom started whining at me about how Muslims aren't supposed to accept gays or some bullpoop like that, and then she started going crazy when I said I have gay friends, and she was like "Muslims aren't allowed to have gay friends either. :|"

She was being really stupid about it, but yeah, that's pretty much what happened. She's crazy olol. Are your parents crazy about gays as well or do they not really care either way?


Tsumaru

Yeah, my mom doesn't like interracial couples or gay couples.

I mess with her about it all the time.  Great fun.

Friendly Hostile

My parents are the most indifferent people in the world.  They simply don't care.

Talim

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Quote from: Friendly Hostile on September 25, 2009, 09:49:02 PM
My parents are the most indifferent people in the world.  They simply don't care.
Lucky. ;\ I wish my mom didn't care.

She'd also kill me if she found out I'm bi. Whee.


SkyMyl

My Mom would pretty much force me to live by my Christianity if she found out about my love for Lesbians and acceptance of Gays.

Or kill me.
Quote from: Talim on September 25, 2009, 09:50:39 PM
She'd also kill me if she found out I'm bi. Whee.
Wait, when did this happen!?

Matt

My parents don't give poop about people being gay. My mom voted yes on prop. 6 and although dad my doesn't really give a poop, he is slightly homophobic as in he is crept out around those who are. Funny poop, he always whispers something to me or my mom about how crept out he is.

Talim



Silverhawk79

My stepdad says he will shoot my stepsister if he ever dates a black guy.
I think he's serious.

Jono2

seeing as how my parents are of different race, i'm fairly sure they don't care about interracial marriage.  Gay marriage, I don't know, but I'm sure they wouldn't actually care that much, so long as it remains "not in my backyard".  But that's not a problem, because there hasn't been a gay couple in my extended family.... ever.

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Shujinco2

Dad just outright dislikes them. Tells me never to trust them lest they want to screw me or some bullpoop.

Star needs to come here so he can rant. I'd like to hear that. :)

Custom

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That's not psycho. It's called being religious.

Quote from: Talim on September 25, 2009, 09:50:39 PM
Lucky. ;\ I wish my mom didn't care.

She'd also kill me if she found out I'm bi. Whee.

You know she wouldn't. Stop bullpoopting everyone about it. My parents make empty threats too.

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Doodle

...how is that psycho? It's probably a Muslim thing.
She won't "murder you," either. It's what Custom said, an empty threat.
YEAH

Dog Food

I don't think she actually thinks her parents would murder her. It is just like someone saying "Oh my God, my mom's going to murder me if she found out I broke that vase!" You know she won't, you are just exaggerating on the fact that she would be extremely mad off.

Also, both of my parents are against gay marriage. I think it is fine. What I hate more than anything is not letting people do something for the intercourse ing pooptiest reasons. My dad thinks that marriage should be "when a man and a woman have children". Not only does he not agree with gays because they can't have children, but if a man or a woman are sterile and therefore can not have kids, he doesn't think their marriage exists. You are only married if have, and legitimately can, have children. To me this is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in the world (actually no, but it annoys me), but I can't change what he believes, so I just have to deal with it. He's also homophobic.

The funny thing is, although they both disagree with gay marriages, they hosted a gay marriage for their lesbian friends. They went to the wedding and then hosted the reception at our house. I asked my mom about it because I was interested in how the two conflicting ideas of "ew, gays" and "yay my friends are getting married!" clashed. She said you have to suck it up for your friends' sake even if it may not be something you are totally in love with.
I get obsessively manic over things. It's a problem.

Jono2

Quote from: changedname on September 26, 2009, 12:29:07 AM
That's not psycho. It's called being religious.

Within twenty years, being religious will be being psycho.

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Quote from: famy on January 30, 2008, 08:36:30 PM
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...I'm not even gonna touch this one.

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Tsumaru

Quote from: Jono2 on September 26, 2009, 06:38:19 AM
Within twenty years, being religious will be being psycho.

Religion has been around since humans have been around.

Herp derp.