Water Damage. Yeah ninny..

phatyo · December 17, 2009, 10:23:51 PM

It was storming in the treasure coast area of Florida today. Phatyo decided its a perfect day to go out and eat at your local burger king with a friend who just came from Boston for vacation. Once there they both ate and were happy with full stomachs. One thing was missing. What was that? Females! So they called a few up and of cores they recruited a few. Now the storm had flooded a few streets. When they got the girls the girls walked into the car running trying to not get wet by the drench full heavy rain. So they did. Phatyo decideds to take a short cut. But this short cut was composed of side streets that where flooded and a lot of people with trucks take. Now Phatyo got over a few floods by going really slow in his sports car which the engine sits at the bottom of the car and sucks up air to move. But what came next no one would of ever saw coming. A truck. A truck going around 30 miles an hour was headed from the opposite direction while poors phatyo car was trying to clear the big puddle. Of coures science played effect and the wave caused by the big truck hit Phatyo's sports car and got into the engine. The car comepltly stooped running. Now at this point Phatyo thinks no biggy...We can just wait this out but the road was only getting more flooded. Soon after, 10 minutes have passed and water started getting into the car so much water came in that they had to escape. The only escape option was the window. Which is very small. Been really good gentle men both Phatyo and his friend Boston didn't give two poops about the girls in the car and left the car. Called a tow truck and waited upon its arrival at a really nice old mans house. Who offered them his luxirious house to be in while the situations is been cleared with. Phatyo's car still won't start and he might have to get a new engine. He really hates his life right now.
This amazing tail will be continued tomorrow. So stay tuned.
This is also a true 100% true story!

Magnum · December 17, 2009, 10:33:05 PM

See, we don't get water up in the mountains. We have snow. Doesn't kill as easy, and is much better to eat.

Uh... cool story bro????? In a non-vagina cleaning device way

SkyMyl · December 17, 2009, 11:00:37 PM

This really happened? 100% accurate?
You question the accuracy of his story?

I'm more concerned about the WALL OF TEXT.

Crispy Cobalt · December 18, 2009, 01:30:53 AM

A tail eh.

Very interesting.

For a minute there I thought you were talking about a story tale.

Lotos · December 18, 2009, 05:37:32 AM

Quote from: Crispy Cobalt on December 18, 2009, 01:30:53 AM
A tail eh.

Very interesting.

For a minute there I thought you were talking about a story tale.

He has his rank for a reason.

Allegretto · December 18, 2009, 10:15:17 AM

Yeah, he's an idiot.

Mystic · December 18, 2009, 07:09:58 PM

Interesting. Yo.

Kayo · December 18, 2009, 08:31:04 PM

I hope that tail continues. I'd like to see the rest of it.

Eizweir · December 18, 2009, 08:53:30 PM

Cool story, bro.

L10 · December 19, 2009, 09:35:56 AM

I'm pretty sure that system that dropped all that rain on you is about to dump a poop load of snow up here....

Lotos · December 19, 2009, 10:05:46 AM

Quote from: L10 on December 19, 2009, 09:35:56 AM
I'm pretty sure that system that dropped all that rain on you is about to dump a poop load of snow up here....

I don't want to get hit. It's snowing a little right now :(

L10 · December 19, 2009, 02:10:23 PM

Quote from: Lotos on December 19, 2009, 10:05:46 AM
I don't want to get hit. It's snowing a little right now :(

aren't you like on long island, and isn't that supposed to get it the worst?

Kayo · December 19, 2009, 04:28:04 PM

I hope we gets lots of snow tamorrow so that thing i have to do gets cancelled =D

nothing here yet, but if Lotos is getting snow, I'm about to.